The Book of Mormon proves the historicity of the Jewish exodus

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Re: The Book of Mormon proves the historicity of the Jewish exodus

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Philo Sofee wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 1:22 am
drumdude wrote:
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This is why Interpreter exists. No legitimate journal would accept it.
And they will never, ever, ever find, whether Jewish, or Christian, or Muslim scholars who will simply accept the Brass Plates as evidence based on the Book of Mormon claiming they are real. I mean how dense and dumbed down IQed has apologetics become?! This is inane.
The Book of Mormon is true. If the Book of Mormon is true, the exodus is happened. If the exodus is happened, the Book of Mormon is true.

Conclusion: The Book of Mormon is true! :lol:
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drumdude wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 1:43 am
The Book of Mormon is true. If the Book of Mormon is true, the exodus is happened. If the exodus is happened, the Book of Mormon is true.

Conclusion: The Book of Mormon is true! :lol:
You guys are being silly. The church has no official position on the geography of the Book of Mormon, therefore the Book of Mormon is true.
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doubtingthomas wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 3:03 am
drumdude wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 1:43 am

The Book of Mormon is true. If the Book of Mormon is true, the exodus is happened. If the exodus is happened, the Book of Mormon is true.

Conclusion: The Book of Mormon is true! :lol:
You guys are being silly. The church has no official position on the geography of the Book of Mormon, therefore the Book of Mormon is true.
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There’s always the chance that Interpreter is just trolling, at this point.

What else is left for them to do?
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Dr. Bokovoy should have published an article on BBQ pork butt recipes of the Lehites for the Interpreter.
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Re: The Book of Mormon proves the historicity of the Jewish exodus

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doubtingthomas wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 3:03 am
drumdude wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 1:43 am

The Book of Mormon is true. If the Book of Mormon is true, the exodus is happened. If the exodus is happened, the Book of Mormon is true.

Conclusion: The Book of Mormon is true! :lol:
You guys are being silly. The church has no official position on the geography of the Book of Mormon, therefore the Book of Mormon is true.
:lol:
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Moksha wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:42 am
Dr. Bokovoy should have published an article on BBQ pork butt recipes of the Lehites for the Interpreter.
Hey at least that one would be read and believable...
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Philo Sofee wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 12:13 pm
Moksha wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:42 am
Dr. Bokovoy should have published an article on BBQ pork butt recipes of the Lehites for the Interpreter.
Hey at least that one would be read and believable...
For an Interpreter side-piece, Dr. Bokovoy could have included Jaredite grilling tips for those dinosaurs featured in the Manti Temple. I'm sure we've all wondered about the ancient Jewish grilling herbs used on giant lizards.
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Moksha wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 2:32 pm
For an Interpreter side-piece, Dr. Bokovoy could have included Jaredite grilling tips for those dinosaurs featured in the Manti Temple. I'm sure we've all wondered about the ancient Jewish grilling herbs used on giant lizards.

Nephi wrote:”And it came to pass that I did make BBQ tools of the ore which I did molten out of the rock.”
Yo, I, Nephi, have readied the steaks of tapir.
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Re: The Book of Mormon proves the historicity of the Jewish exodus

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Moksha wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 2:32 pm
Philo Sofee wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 12:13 pm


Hey at least that one would be read and believable...
For an Interpreter side-piece, Dr. Bokovoy could have included Jaredite grilling tips for those dinosaurs featured in the Manti Temple. I'm sure we've all wondered about the ancient Jewish grilling herbs used on giant lizards.
I would bet the Aminita Muscara "herb" was definitely on that list, considering the brother of Jared's vision all but assures this... Datura would certain be another consideration, without doubt... ;)
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