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Creepy Jesus

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Mormonism has become more creepier than ever in trying to portray its religion as a Christian religion that traditional religionists may opt to embrace. It seems the Church is going to the extreme but in doing so they have turned infinite God into a silly image of a mortal man of finite proportion. It's so damn creepy! Did mother Mary iron his pleats? My God, how silly! It's pure crack cocaine nonsense.

Get the hell away from me, Mormon Jesus -- you freak!

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Are robes the most efficient clothing for god maneuverability or are they mainly for asthetics?
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Rivendale wrote:
Sun Aug 14, 2022 3:16 pm
Are robes the most efficient clothing for god maneuverability or are they mainly for asthetics?

The worldly Mormon church is stuck on the idea that the infinite God-man (one of Two) has a body of flesh and bone and thus needs to be wrapped in finely ironed white linen lest everyone see his nakednes.

The whole thing is just silly. It reminds me of Santa Clause coming down the chimney to fill stockings. It's childlike nonsense in which the poor Mormons are stuck. Everything about Mormonism is childlike and they want to keep you in Mormonism's 5th grade as you pray, pay, and obey. Never grow up!

I'm so grateful I got out of that stinking religion!

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Shulem wrote:
Sun Aug 14, 2022 3:06 pm

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He's trying to grab something.
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doubtingthomas wrote:
Sun Aug 14, 2022 7:46 pm
Shulem wrote:
Sun Aug 14, 2022 3:06 pm

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He's trying to grab something.

He's creepy and he has an ill look about him. There is no telling what that greasy SOB is actually thinking. My guess is that it's dirty with sexual innuendo in which he personally finds funny. The dude is dirty. I can tell by that look -- I've seen it in porn. I'm not judging him, per se, I'm just saying, he's dirty. And that's okay. I forgive him and I'm not even a Christian!

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Shulem wrote:
Sun Aug 14, 2022 3:06 pm
Mormonism has become more creepier than ever in trying to portray its religion as a Christian religion that traditional religionists may opt to embrace. It seems the Church is going to the extreme but in doing so they have turned infinite God into a silly image of a mortal man of finite proportion. It's so damn creepy! Did mother Mary iron his pleats? My God, how silly! It's pure crack cocaine nonsense.

Get the hell away from me, Mormon Jesus -- you freak!
What you are saying there sounds just like Jesus period. Not Mormon Jesus in particular, but Christian Jesus.

So, what's your point?
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Kishkumen wrote:
Sun Aug 14, 2022 8:28 pm
What you are saying there sounds just like Jesus period. Not Mormon Jesus in particular, but Christian Jesus.

So, what's your point?

My point is that Christian Jesus is creepy enough but Mormon Jesus is even creepier!

Wouldn't you agree?
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Shulem wrote:
Sun Aug 14, 2022 8:31 pm
My point is that Christian Jesus is creepy enough but Mormon Jesus is even creepier!

Wouldn't you agree?
Hmmm.

Yes.
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Kishkumen wrote:
Sun Aug 14, 2022 8:33 pm
Hmmm.

Yes.

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shulem,
why the choice of this rather unpleasant photograph?

Mother Mary had to change his diapers or what ever they called those things in those days. Is that creepy? I am not sure just what is pointed to as creepy. Is this a taste or style sort of judgement?

Tramping about Israel of foot in sparkling white robe?
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