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God Has Officially Abandoned BYU Football

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 1:19 am
by Everybody Wang Chung
Liberty University just beat BYU 41 to 14. Yes, the same Liberty University that was founded by Jerry Falwell.

All I can say is that it's a good thing Oral Roberts University doesn't have a football team.

I have to agree with The Daily Universe that this is an all-time low for BYU football.

https://universe.byu.edu/2022/10/22/all ... o-liberty/

Re: God Has Officially Abandoned BYU Football

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 3:49 am
by msnobody
Thanks, I was wondering what the final a score was. I must admit things went through my mind as well.

Re: God Has Officially Abandoned BYU Football

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 4:05 am
by Dr. Sunstoned
Forty one to fourteen sounds like a route.

Re: God Has Officially Abandoned BYU Football

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 4:52 am
by Dr Moore
It’s a sign.

A chiasm.

Re: God Has Officially Abandoned BYU Football

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:07 am
by drumdude
Divine hiddenness demanded it.

If God allowed them to always win then too many people would notice the miracle and become Mormons too easily.

Being God is hard work. You know you’ve done your job right when no one is quite sure if you’ve done anything at all.

Re: God Has Officially Abandoned BYU Football

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:40 am
by Marcus
Dr Moore wrote:
Sun Oct 23, 2022 4:52 am
It’s a sign.

A chiasm.
And, if you can't prove that some scorekeepers didn't spell "to" archaically as "toot", and allowing for the accepted variation that LiB is pronounced U(y)B in societies not yet discovered by LIDAR (see footnote 47 for a unrelated non-explanation), it's palindromatically chiastic.

____________BYU 14 toot 41 UYB____________

Quit gnashing and wailing and just go back to church already.

Re: God Has Officially Abandoned BYU Football

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 7:16 am
by Marcus
Just saw this on reddit.
Final score was 14 to 41. Brigham had 56 wives.
55 points and 56 wives?

Another obviously impossible coincidence. :roll:

Re: God Has Officially Abandoned BYU Football

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 7:30 am
by canpakes
Dr. Sunstoned wrote:
Sun Oct 23, 2022 4:05 am
Forty one to fourteen sounds like a route.
Drop the ‘e’, and it is quite the rout, as well.

Or don’t, and it still is. : )

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Re: God Has Officially Abandoned BYU Football

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 2:20 pm
by mcjathan
Dr Moore wrote:
Sun Oct 23, 2022 4:52 am
It’s a sign.

A chiasm.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: God Has Officially Abandoned BYU Football

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 5:37 pm
by dastardly stem
Methinks sitake isn’t paying god the required obeisance, quite like liberty coaches do.