Roman horns blare out a clarion call as the clouds part and reveal a humanoid figure descending rapidly, clothed in a fireball with a trajectory starting somewhere in Virginia.
As the man clothed in flame makes contact with the ground of Shady Acres a giant crater is blasted into the ground.
From the craters still glowing center steps a God wearing wings on his feet and carrying a satchel of messages for roman deities.
He speaks to the enthralled masses.
Thought I'd pay y'all a visit. How you guys and gals doing?
“Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.”
― Carl Sagan, Cosmos
Roman horns blare out a clarion call as the clouds part and reveal a humanoid figure descending rapidly, clothed in a fireball with a trajectory starting somewhere in Virginia.
As the man clothed in flame makes contact with the ground of Shady Acres a giant crater is blasted into the ground.
From the craters still glowing center steps a God wearing wings on his feet and carrying a satchel of messages for roman deities.
He speaks to the enthralled masses.
Thought I'd pay y'all a visit. How you guys and gals doing?
The age of shitposting has returned
What an entrance!!! Welcome back, Mercury.
The LORD your God has chosen you to be a people for his treasured possession... The LORD set his love on you and chose you... The LORD has brought you out with a mighty hand and redeemed you from the house of slavery. Deut. 7
