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Daniel C Peterson University

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 9:13 pm
by drumdude
I think there is a real yearning for alternative science. People are tired of the lamestream academics protecting their old ideas.

How about a bachelors in Intelligent Design theory? A masters in Applied Water Dowsing? Even a PhD in Reformed Egyptian?

There would be of course a school of architecture, specializing in Nephite and Lamanite buildings. The linguistics department would need quite a lot of top-hats for all the seer stone translation going on.

There are military applications as well. Daniel C Peterson University could reignite the military's search for individuals with the gift of clairvoyant remote viewing. Seances to contact the dead military leaders and ask their advice on new situations.

I think students would be willing to pay hundreds of thousands for degrees in these emerging new fields of alternative science.

Re: Daniel C Peterson University

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 9:46 pm
by Rivendale
Many courses are possible including:
  • Making your own banded jasper by extracting fine particulate materials and cementing with silica (requires an extra lab fee)
  • Demonic recognition for hand amputee victims
  • The proper way to distinguish spiritual promptings from individual thoughts. Includes live practice events with class participants
  • Thermostable DNA polymerase extraction. (requires travel fee for extraction)
  • Talisman ceramic class coupled with coffin canes production
  • Temple foundation construction
  • Healing the sick etiquette.

Re: Daniel C Peterson University

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:11 pm
by Doctor CamNC4Me
  • Psychology 101 - projecting your behavior onto others
  • Psychology 201 - every accusation is an admission
  • Psychology 401 - gaslighting the world
  • Psychology 900 - victimology techniques, turning faux pas into foie gras
  • Criminology 101 - doxxing for dummies
  • Culinary 101 - stuffing your face and posting about it on the Internet
  • Communications 102 - blogs and banning people who make you sad
  • English 999 - how to get paid by the Mormon to not write a book
- Doc

Re: Daniel C Peterson University

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:13 pm
by Kishkumen
NDE course?

Re: Daniel C Peterson University

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:18 pm
by drumdude
Kishkumen wrote:
Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:13 pm
NDE course?
I was wondering how to do this. Induce heart attacks and then ask the victims I mean students to describe the other side?

Re: Daniel C Peterson University

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:23 pm
by Doctor CamNC4Me
Kishkumen wrote:
Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:13 pm
NDE course?
  • Philosophy 110 - Betty Eadie: fact, fiction, book sales and blog clicks
- Doc

Re: Daniel C Peterson University

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:29 pm
by Marcus
I don’t see a class in dowsing. No agricultural, architectural, or hard science program can be without that.

Re: Daniel C Peterson University

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:32 pm
by drumdude
There will certainly be a teaching hospital. Every nurse, doctor, and cardiologist a worthy priesthood holder with their EVOO at hand.

Re: Daniel C Peterson University

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:33 pm
by Everybody Wang Chung
I would love to see these courses offered:

Philosophy 202 —Why Plagiarism Is Just A Nonsense Word

Sociology 430 — Dude, Where’s The Second Watson Letter

Psychology 302 — Blair Hodges Can Go To Hell: How To Make Friends and Influence People.

Re: Daniel C Peterson University

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:01 pm
by Dr Exiled
I like the NDE class idea. Maybe DCP could be a test subject like in the movie Flatliners?

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