Backyard Professor Responds to Elder Jeff Holland - Missionaries, DON'T YOU *DARE* COME HOME EARLY!

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Backyard Professor Responds to Elder Jeff Holland - Missionaries, DON'T YOU *DARE* COME HOME EARLY!

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https://youtu.be/yfymIZYNPdk

My response to a talk Holland gave missionaries shaming them beyond belief...
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DON'T YOU *DARE* COME HOME EARLY!

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Elder, you're going to ruin your life if you go home early. Don't do it.

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You've broken your covenants. I feel sorry for you and pity you. You'll never amount to anything now.

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If only I could stop masturbating.

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I just couldn't stop.

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Hey, I couldn't stop either!

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Re: Backyard Professor Responds to Elder Jeff Holland - Missionaries, DON'T YOU *DARE* COME HOME EARLY!

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Marcus wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2023 5:29 pm
Nor me.
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