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Wooo-hooo - here comes malkie the influencer!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2023 1:01 am
by malkie
Received today:
malkie,
Under the direction of the Correlation Executive Committee, the Research Division of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints periodically conducts research. We are looking for individuals to participate in an upcoming focus group that will discuss religious perceptions. We have partnered with Cicero, an independent research firm, to help with this project.
If you are interested in participating, the link below will take you to a 10 minute preliminary survey. If possible, please complete this survey within the next few days. To begin, click here:
I have a feeling that the 10 minute preliminary survey is going to detect my apostate state and not let me join the focus group.
OTOH, perhaps the want the horrible apostates in the group!
Am I the only one here to be invited? Will I be the sole representative of the board?
I cannot tell you how excited I am!
I need to finish dinner, and do a couple of other things, but I'll get to it later this evening.
Re: Wooo-hooo - here comes malkie the influencer!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2023 1:07 am
by drumdude
They don’t want to talk to the cookie cutter Mormons. I say be honest.
Re: Wooo-hooo - here comes malkie the influencer!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2023 2:27 am
by malkie
Well, I got about 10% of the way through the survey: they said it was a focus group about Temple Square, and asked if I wanted to take part. I said yes.
They asked about religion. I said I was a non-attending non-believing Mormon.
They said not to call them - they would call me if they want me.
Not even 15 minutes of fame
Re: Wooo-hooo - here comes malkie the influencer!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:18 am
by Dr. Sunstoned
You scared them. They didn't want to hear it so they played the Hollywood card. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Re: Wooo-hooo - here comes malkie the influencer!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:15 am
by Moksha
Can't the Church simply develop a list of Republican bishops to give them the answers they want to hear? Why risk the rogue opinions of people who might not want a Mount Olympus Temple? Or who might suggest competitive bids for building and supplies?
Malkie wrote:They said not to call them - they would call me if they want me.
So there is a chance!
Re: Wooo-hooo - here comes malkie the influencer!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2023 12:01 pm
by malkie
Moksha wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:15 am
Can't the Church simply develop a list of Republican bishops to give them the answers they want to hear? Why risk the rogue opinions of people who might not want a Mount Olympus Temple? Or who might suggest competitive bids for building and supplies?
Malkie wrote:They said not to call them - they would call me if they want me.
So there is a chance!
In the meantime does anyone know of a waiter job I might apply for - preferably one where a GA might "discover" me?
Re: Wooo-hooo - here comes malkie the influencer!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2023 12:24 pm
by Kishkumen
I am sorry, malkie. That's too bad. Obviously they need an OnlyFans Temple Square situation, where they can cater to their narrow fanbase.
Re: Wooo-hooo - here comes malkie the influencer!!
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2023 1:26 pm
by sock puppet
malkie wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 1:01 am
Received today:
malkie,
Under the direction of the Correlation Executive Committee, the Research Division of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints periodically conducts research. We are looking for individuals to participate in an upcoming focus group that will discuss religious perceptions. We have partnered with Cicero, an independent research firm, to help with this project.
If you are interested in participating, the link below will take you to a 10 minute preliminary survey. If possible, please complete this survey within the next few days. To begin, click here:
I have a feeling that the 10 minute preliminary survey is going to detect my apostate state and not let me join the focus group.
OTOH, perhaps the want the horrible apostates in the group!
Am I the only one here to be invited? Will I be the sole representative of the board?
I cannot tell you how excited I am!
I need to finish dinner, and do a couple of other things, but I'll get to it later this evening.
The Correlation Executive Committee may only be interested in learning how better to cater to tithe payers. It is their religious perceptions that count.
Re: Wooo-hooo - here comes malkie the influencer!!
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2023 5:43 pm
by malkie
Kishkumen wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 12:24 pm
I am sorry, malkie. That's too bad. Obviously they need an OnlyFans Temple Square situation, where they can cater to their narrow fanbase.
If you have an OnlyFans account, Rev., perhaps you could give me some pointers on how to monitize myself
Re: Wooo-hooo - here comes malkie the influencer!!
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2023 7:07 pm
by Kishkumen
malkie wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 5:43 pm
If you have an OnlyFans account, Rev., perhaps you could give me some pointers on how to monitize myself
I investigated having an OnlyFans site, but it turned out that in my case they would only take me on if I paid
them $99 dollars a week. The connection was bad, but I thought I heard the words "Gen X nobody" before they hung up on me.