Mormon at ages 11, 15, 24 is really Joseph Smith Jr., in disguise!

[Shulem]

Seriously. After his comment, in the same entry he had the nerve to steal from Shulem's work with this question:

...Another question for the honest inquirer is why does the "slave" in facsimile have one ear. Was it Anubis (who has 2 ears). A look at the printing plate seems to show some chiseling....

To my knowledge, nobody of any consequence in Mormon apologetics has said anything publicly about the mutilation of Anubis at the hands of Smith and his crooked artist, Hedlock. Anubis was hacked up and stripped of his dignity in order to allow Smith's previous statements about who the character represented fit the narrative that was published in the Times and Seasons. Apologists have failed to step up to the plate and face the wrath of Shulem! I'm angry about it and lately have been feeling somewhat vicious like I want to tear them apart.

I am so ready for those punks! Bring them before me. Damnit!

[Shulem]

There are unquestionably parallels between Joseph Smith and Mormon: they are closely parallel figures. I would hope everyone would recognize that. What people may disagree on is just the source and meaning of the parallels.

Interpreter:
Labor Diligently to Write: The Ancient Making of a Modern Scripture, Brant A. Gardner


Don,

Pick up the phone and call Gardner because he doesn't know about the parallels. You need to inform him and get him up to speed on the science of the Book of Mormon.

Thanks,

Shulem

[Shulem]

Poop hole for Mormon apologetics:

I am very grateful for your comments, Doctors Shulem and Moore. It may be worth noting that Scripture Central uses the *full* sphincter/anus/starfish as its logo. So, once again, we see that Interpreter, even in its branding imagery, is half of what Scripture Central is.

A quick search at SCRIPTURE CENTRAL found nothing about Ammaron and how Joseph Smith & Mormon are a type or shadow in making parallels as explained in this thread. Earlier, Don Bradley who is featured at SCRIPTURE CENTRAL popped in this thread and offered his two cents, but so far Mormon apologetics has yet to birth a steamy turd to answer Doctor Shulem's charges that Smith was playing Mormon in the script. The Interpreter is only half a poop hole so we can expect nothing from them. So, it remains for SCRIPTURE CENTRAL (A full poop hole) to produce a piece turd to placate faith driven weak minded Mormons and maintain their testimonies of the Book of Mormon as if it's a real work of ancient history -- which it is not. Will Bradley produce such an article? Time will tell.

Soon it will be December 23rd and we can wish Joseph Smith a merry Smithmas and everyone may acknowledge how Smith celebrated his 24th birthday repeatedly in the Book of Mormon (24-24-24).

[Shulem]

I curiously await the President of the Half Sphincter Organization (Peterson & Interpreter) to provide a response for the 11-15-24 parallels wiped on poopy pages of Book of Mormon text!



I'm afraid that our friend, Don Bradley, has flown the coop.

Come on Peterson, you lazy learner. Are you afraid of Shulem? Get with the program. Say something, anything. Open your mouth and speak.

Shulem is waiting.

[Moksha]

Come on Peterson, you lazy learner. Are you afraid of Shulem? Get with the program. Say something, anything. Open your mouth and speak.

Shulem is waiting.

He might be on vacation or is laying low from apologetics. He is now 70 and life becomes harder.

[Shulem]

Come on Peterson, you lazy learner. Are you afraid of Shulem? Get with the program. Say something, anything. Open your mouth and speak.

Shulem is waiting.

He might be on vacation or is laying low from apologetics. He is now 70 and life becomes harder.

The years continue to pass for all of us.

Recall Sherem confronting brother Jacob who replied saying, "time passed away with us, and also our lives passed away like as it were unto us a  dream."

Daniel Carl Peterson
Born January 15, 1953 (age 71 years), California
Capricorn

Peterson is aware of the 11-15-24 parallels because Butler's article The "Author" and the "Finisher" of the Book of Mormon is listed in the bibliography of the Interpreter website and links directly to BYU Religious Studies Center. I think we can presume that Peterson and his fellow cohorts did not embrace or endorse the parallels because such thinking is outside the bounds of official Church teachings.

Isn't that right, Dan? But I'm afraid this little matter is not going away but is now magnified and explained in much greater detail here at the Great and Spacious Trailer Park.

[Rosebud]

Edit: Deletion of full quote of opening post to save space.

Omg…. This is the best! Psychology for the win!

Have any of you looked at the Netflix documentary “Ancient Apocalypse — The Americas?”

[Shulem]

Omg…. This is the best! Psychology for the win!

Have any of you looked at the Netflix documentary “Ancient Apocalypse — The Americas?”

Thank you for recognizing the value of the opening post for this thread. I trust you'll take a few minutes and uncover the remainder because there are some golden nuggets and attention getters in this thread!

I've put your Netflix recommendation on my list of things to do. Thanks.

[Moksha]

Shulem, what if no Mormons ever wish to face your scholarship because it overwhelms them? Why spend their time making lame excuses because you will shoot down every one of them with evidence?

[Shulem]

Shulem, what if no Mormons ever wish to face your scholarship because it overwhelms them? Why spend their time making lame excuses because you will shoot down every one of them with evidence?

Evidence coupled with proper perspective go hand in hand in order to uncover the truth that is shrouded in mystery. I feel quite confident that my Book of Mormon geography threads offer several powerful examples of how simple things have been grossly misinterpreted by apologists who refuse to make judgements based on a conclusion that proves the book is fiction. Geography models produced by apologists are shameful and atrocious and fail to match the text of the book. I've enjoyed unraveling and deconstructing Book of Mormon concepts on this board and yet there is so much more that needs to be explored, revealed, and expressed -- which is my specialty. Like the Book of Abraham, I approach the Book of Mormon from the perspective that it's a hoax and nothing more than fiction produced by a man who allowed his ego to get the better of him which ultimately cost him his life.

RIP, Joseph.