The sign on the door says Polygamy Section.Bought Yahoo wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 11:57 amAs I have remarked elsewhere, there's a special place in hell for a married, or unmarried, woman to have an affair with a married man.
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They are freaking consenting adults. I like it when the woman or man blames their spouses
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Which hell is that? The terrestrial or telestial? or outer darkness?Bought Yahoo wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 11:57 amAs I have remarked elsewhere, there's a special place in hell for a married, or unmarried, woman to have an affair with a married man and then claim to be the victirm.
And the men in such a situation? a different special place in hell? or are they like the Joseph Smith types and get run up to the top for their infidelity?
Also, what about those early Mormon women who were married to men but married the elite Mormon men too? Do they get drug out of that special place in hell due to their second (or third) husband's righteousness for taking advantage of many women?
I say this assigning people their eternal destination is going to be a complicated affair of its own. When its done God's gonna have to send himself to hell.
After the last eternal sentence, God turns to the mirror and says, "and you last of all, I have ignored most. For that you shall suffer the worst of fates. Now, depart, and turn not back. YOu shall reside with the devil and his angels or minions or whatever, where they will pluck at every parcel that is you for eternity.
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You like weird things.Bought Yahoo wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 1:37 pmThey are freaking consenting adults. I like it when the woman or man blames their spouses
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Or a woman who claims God willed it.Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 1:14 pmIs there a special place in Hell for a married man who has an affair with a married woman and claims it was God’s will?Bought Yahoo wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 11:57 amAs I have remarked elsewhere, there's a special place in hell for a married, or unmarried, woman to have an affair with a married man and then claim to be the victirm.
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Are there examples of women claiming God willed them to have sex with a married man?Bought Yahoo wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 1:38 pmOr a woman who claims God willed it.Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 1:14 pm
Is there a special place in Hell for a married man who has an affair with a married woman and claims it was God’s will?
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There is a special place in hell for me, too.
It’s called a throne.
It’s called a throne.
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I have been assigned to watch over you, care for you guide you lead you preach to you help sweep the floor do the dishes buy the groceries, etc. Your stay in hell will be most memorable however as we also get to study together and make videos from our special station for all the world to see its problems...consiglieri wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 2:21 pmThere is a special place in hell for me, too.
It’s called a throne.
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For me too. I'm going to be a thrallconsiglieri wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 2:21 pmThere is a special place in hell for me, too
It’s called a throne.
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I imagine in hell, those who are in the non-special place are longingly looking past the satin Satan ropes, wanting to be where the special people are.