Early Reviews Are In From The Pre-Screening of Six Days In August

[Everybody Wang Chung]

The theatrical release of 6 Days in August is just around the corner. We've all seen the movie stills and read the frequent updates from DCP. I know you are just as excited as me for the theatrical release.

There was a recent pre-screening of the film, and some of the reviews were leaked, thanks to Moksha. Hopefully, Moksha can find and release more reviews. Enjoy:

I guess it could have been worse, but only if the director included a cameo of Louis Midgley in a passionate love scene. -- Stephen Smoot

This film was filled with grotesque scenes, exploitation, gore, torture, and ridiculous acting. Wait.... I think I might be confusing 6 Days In August with the Human Centipede. Sorry, I actually slept through the entire film of 6 Days In August. -- Louis Midgley

I can guarantee that 6 Days In August will be the worst movie playing in any theater in Utah when it opens, and, yes, I realize Paul Blart: Mall Cop III will be released in theaters at the same time. -- Richard Nygren

Terrible movie. Really, just horrible. This movie is Exhibit A of why I think the borders of Utah County need to be secured, and fast. –- Blake Ostler

There isn’t any booty shaking or butt stuff in the entire film. 1 Star. – Daniel C. Peterson, Professor of Islamic Studies, BYU

I’m mad at Richard Nygren for making me watch this crap. I might just leave him. -- Mike Parker

I don’t know if I’ll ever trust a Mormon again. -– Robert Boylan

[Philo Sofee]

[drumdude]

I hear they’re doing some reshoots based on audience feedback. The role of Brigham Young will now be played by writer/director/actor D. C. Peterson.

[Philo Sofee]

I hear they’re doing some reshoots based on audience feedback. The role of Brigham Young will now be played by writer/director/actor D. C. Peterson.

And Lou Midgley be Heber C. Kimball?

[Everybody Wang Chung]

I hear they’re doing some reshoots based on audience feedback. The role of Brigham Young will now be played by writer/director/actor D. C. Peterson.

And Lou Midgley be Heber C. Kimball?

Or maybe even Helen Mar Kimball?