Shotgun Approaches to the Book of Abraham

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Re: Shotgun Approaches to the Book of Abraham

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drumdude wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:32 pm
Critics have never said anything of value beyond "seriously wanting" arguments regarding facsimile 3.
RANT TIME, GODDAMNIT! :evil:

The apologists are full of BS. John Gee and his lapdog Kerry-boy are two liars in a pod -- dirty liars caught with their pants down doing nasties.

I've explained the 2,300 BC vs. 3,000 BC fatal error in Joseph Smith's Book of Abraham revelations. Apologists and critics have been avoiding the elephant in the room because nobody wants to talk about it. There is no saving the Book of Abraham. The party is over. Turn out the lights. Egypt was founded and established long before the Bible had any clue about what Egypt was about and it's corrupt timeline to include Smith's false revelations regarding it. It's over!!! Chapter ONE is BS! Utter BS!

F-u John Gee! You liar for the Lord and your corrupt church and crappy university in which you are enslaved.

YOU are the slave, John Gee, not the poor guy in Facsimile No. 3 who had his snout hacked off because Smith was making crap up and covering his tracks when he learned the truth about Anubis in Masonry and other sources brought to his attention.

You're a liar, John! You spout the Narmer Palette being 3,000 BC and yet claim the origin story of Egypt as given in the Book of Abraham and Smith's own published biblical time line dating to 2,300 BC.

You f-ing liar! Sack of human garbage with a forked tongue.

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Smoot, you're a dumb ass. You are so over your head, boy.
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Re: Shotgun Approaches to the Book of Abraham

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drumdude wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:32 pm
Joseph hit some bullseyes that have to be accounted for by critics. They are impossible unless Joseph was divinely inspired, until proven otherwise by critics.
ANOTHER RANT! :evil:

The apologists are out of their minds and don't know how to count. A king of Egypt in 3,000 BC (Narmer/Menes) does not match up with Smith's story of Noah and the ark in 2,300 BC -- blazing a trail southward into Africa to establish the nation of Egypt. BS! Chapter ONE of the Book of Abraham is fabricated history that has no basis in fact.

The Mormons are full of BS. Liars. The Book of Abraham is TRASH. Utter garbage.

Hey, Dan Peterson, f-you! You fat ass! You liar.

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Mormon Time Line is Garbage

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The Mormon Church is a garbage truck hauling garbage.

Brigham Young University is a DUMP!
Shulem wrote:
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Mormon JeZus

Old Testament Chronology

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What's wrong with the above?
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Slam dunk against the Book of Abraham

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Shulem for the winning shot!

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Gee,

What's the king's name?
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Slam dunk against the Book of Abraham

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