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First Pointless Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 5:03 pm
by Hound of Heaven
I didn't want to start a pointless thread to introduce myself so I did. This is me introducing myself. Hi! Now let's tell some funny Mormon jokes to break the ice. Any funny jokes inside this board?
What does a Mormon girl do when someone brings alcohol the party? Puts her clothes back on and goes home.
What's the difference between Mormons and Baptists? Baptists say hello to each other in the liquor store.
Re: First Pointless Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 6:21 pm
by Res Ipsa
Welcome, Hound of Heaven. That's quite an avatar. Did you make it?
Re: First Pointless Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 3:49 am
by msnobody
Welcome to the discussion board, HoH. Glad you are here. I could probably come up with some other than Mormon jokes.
Re: First Pointless Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 5:06 am
by Philo Sofee
I have some Adam and Eve jokes on the shorts on my You Tube channel....
Re: First Pointless Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 3:40 pm
by Fence Sitter
This guy isn't feeling well so he goes to his doctor. Doctor runs some tests and comes back with bad news. The guy has incurable cancer and only has 6 months to live. The distraught patient pleads with the doctor, "Please doctor I'll do anything, there must be some sort of clinical trials or treatments I can undergo to live longer!" The doctor thinks for a moment and then says, "Well, you could marry a Mormon girl and move to Utah." "How will that help?" says the patient. Doctor replies, "Well, you won't live any longer, but it will seem like forever."
Two friends are out fishing on a lake. 1st one says, "I think I am going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in 6 months." A while later, the second one replies, "You might want to think about that. Mormon girls like that are hard to find."
It's not a joke, but when I lived in Utah, I had a tee-shirt that said; "Welcome to Utah, if you think our drinking laws are funny, you should see our underwear!"
Re: First Pointless Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2023 2:44 am
by Flemming
This is not the first or only pointless thread. It will not be the last.
Re: First Pointless Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2023 4:46 am
by High Spy
Res Ipsa wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 6:21 pm
Welcome, Hound of Heaven. That's quite an avatar. Did you make it?
A one post wonder that really makes spy wonder about wonder woman.
Re: First Pointless Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2023 3:21 pm
by Philo Sofee
Fence Sitter wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2023 3:40 pm
This guy isn't feeling well so he goes to his doctor. Doctor runs some tests and comes back with bad news. The guy has incurable cancer and only has 6 months to live. The distraught patient pleads with the doctor, "Please doctor I'll do anything, there must be some sort of clinical trials or treatments I can undergo to live longer!" The doctor thinks for a moment and then says, "Well, you could marry a Mormon girl and move to Utah." "How will that help?" says the patient. Doctor replies, "Well, you won't live any longer, but it will seem like forever."
Two friends are out fishing on a lake. 1st one says, "I think I am going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in 6 months." A while later, the second one replies, "You might want to think about that. Mormon girls like that are hard to find."
It's not a joke, but when I lived in Utah, I had a tee-shirt that said; "Welcome to Utah, if you think our drinking laws are funny, you should see our underwear!"
