Most Unfortunate LDS Book Titles
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2024 9:38 pm
Who can forget this Mormon classic with the very inappropriate title:
With a title like Uranus Testifies of Christ, it was guaranteed to become an instant classic. As a side note, cosmologists have recently decided to change the name of the planet Uranus because of all the inappropriate jokes. The new name cosmologists have chosen is Urectum.
Not to be outdone by Nancy Goldberg or John Pratt, Jeffrey R. Holland decided this title would be appropriate for his semi-autobiographical book:
This popular book was written by a few of the young women that were in Louis Midgley's ward during the 80's. It has quickly become the gold standard for young women in the Church on how to deal with creepy old Mormon men:
If you're Mormon, chances are excellent that you voted for Trump and will be voting for him again. This popular book has been a great guide for the younger generation on how to forgive and forget the stupid choices their elders make.
Probably the most accurate title of any book, ever:
This book, along with Added Upon can be found in every Mopologist library.
And who can forget this instant classic about Louis C. Midgley's very short stint as a scout leader:
One of the few books from the personal library of Joseph Smith that has managed to survive the ravages of time and is now on display at the Church History Museum:
This book was meant to be a sort of prequel to John Pratt's Uranus Testifies of Christ but was fortunately pulled from Deseret Book shortly after publication. If anyone is luck enough to have a copy, they are selling for thousands of dollars on eBay:
With a title like Uranus Testifies of Christ, it was guaranteed to become an instant classic. As a side note, cosmologists have recently decided to change the name of the planet Uranus because of all the inappropriate jokes. The new name cosmologists have chosen is Urectum.
Not to be outdone by Nancy Goldberg or John Pratt, Jeffrey R. Holland decided this title would be appropriate for his semi-autobiographical book:
This popular book was written by a few of the young women that were in Louis Midgley's ward during the 80's. It has quickly become the gold standard for young women in the Church on how to deal with creepy old Mormon men:
If you're Mormon, chances are excellent that you voted for Trump and will be voting for him again. This popular book has been a great guide for the younger generation on how to forgive and forget the stupid choices their elders make.
Probably the most accurate title of any book, ever:
This book, along with Added Upon can be found in every Mopologist library.
And who can forget this instant classic about Louis C. Midgley's very short stint as a scout leader:
One of the few books from the personal library of Joseph Smith that has managed to survive the ravages of time and is now on display at the Church History Museum:
This book was meant to be a sort of prequel to John Pratt's Uranus Testifies of Christ but was fortunately pulled from Deseret Book shortly after publication. If anyone is luck enough to have a copy, they are selling for thousands of dollars on eBay: