Temple Sealings of Dead People who Were Married More than Once

[Bret Ripley]

The posts of the collective Never-Mormon are welcome, even though the alien intelligence of its colossal hive mind is too overwhelming for it to be welcome itself.

The Never-Mos(s) Postings brook no Rough-Rolled Stonings.

(Yea, I know. I'll be back after I find some caffeine. Or my mind.)

I'm down with Never-Moss. I almost proposed "Never-Moes" but my mind immediately went to "Never-Larrys" and "Never-Curlys" (nyuk nyuk). (Please read that before you've had caffeine: it will be disappointing otherwise.)

[Res Ipsa]

Never Moss is what I put on my roof every summer to kill the moss.

I think the most correctest would be "nevermoes," as in "potatoes" and "tomatoes." But my mind also leapt to Larry and Curly.

[Bret Ripley]

Never Moss is what I put on my roof every summer to kill the moss.

I'm not too far from you, and moss and algae have convinced me: entropy is green.

[Marcus]

The Never-Mos(s) Postings brook no Rough-Rolled Stonings.

(Yea, I know. I'll be back after I find some caffeine. Or my mind.)

I'm down with Never-Moss. I almost proposed "Never-Moes" but my mind immediately went to "Never-Larrys" and "Never-Curlys" (nyuk nyuk). (Please read that before you've had caffeine: it will be disappointing otherwise.)

Caffeinated me still loved it! This Gene Kelly number also came to mind, for some reason...

Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously....
Hooptie doodie doodle

"Hooptie doodie doodle" has to be the best chorus ever in the entire existence of musical theater. And don't tell mentalgymnast but I'm dying for him to come back so that I can find a way to tell him that "as a Moe, you are supposing erroneously."

[Morley]

One could rephrase the heading. Or reorder the words. Or say "never-Mormons."

"Never-Mormons" -- quoth the Raven, had it been allowed to finish its sentence. (Oh, and spellcheck doesn't recognize the word "quoth.")

Personally, I kind of like it the way it is.

I very much like it the way it is. I wasn't complaining; but as one of these selfsame Never-Mo's I reserve the right to be offended by the apostrophe next time I'm losing an argument and need an excuse to flounce.

As I see it, one should never need an excuse to flounce. The right to flounce should be regarded as part of the unwritten order of things.

[sock puppet]

Never Moss is what I put on my roof every summer to kill the moss.

I'm not too far from you, and moss and algae have convinced me: entropy is green.