New exciting revelation from the true prophets on the Earth

[drumdude]

Keep wearing those garments!

Available for 4 easy payments of 29.99 at your local temple. Gives users the power of Jesus*!

*(No studies have shown any power increase above placebo in controlled trials)



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Truly these men are prophets, seers, and revelators.

[Everybody Wang Chung]

I guess the church's thinking is that why do they need to give the members financial transparency when they can just require members to purchase transparent mesh underwear.