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Which church should the squirrels join?

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 12:37 am
by hauslern
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How to get rid of the squirrel infestation:

Presbyterian: Predestination; leave them alone.
Catholic: Go to church Christmas and Easter.
Baptist: Baptize the squirrels and they use it as water slide.
Jewish Synagogue: Circumcision will get rid of them.
Mormon: Use them to do baptisms for the dead.

Re: Which Church should the squirrels Join

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 2:18 am
by msnobody
Cute. If they could only tithe.

Re: Which Church should the squirrels Join

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 3:40 am
by Moksha
Send them on missions, especially to the Orem-Provo, Davis County, and Des Moines areas.

Re: Which Church should the squirrels Join

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 4:10 am
by Everybody Wang Chung
Moksha wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2024 3:40 am
Send them on missions, especially to the Orem-Provo, Davis County, and Des Moines areas.
I heard that a squirrel missionary just got sent home from his mission. Apparently, he tried to show his nuts to an investigator. :shock: