Jack Welch Discovered Chiasmus - But Can't Locate the Hill Cumorah
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Jack Welch Discovered Chiasmus - But Can't Locate the Hill Cumorah
Jack Welch Discovered Chiasmus - But Can't Locate the Hill Cumorah
You have to wonder about someone who brags about himself on the World Wide Web.
"I discovered Chiasmus in The Book of Mormon on my mission!" Wow. That's good. I preached the gospel on my mission and baptized people and confirmed them as members of the Church.
See his online CV here:
https://bookofmormoncentral.org/content ... -questions
But Jack Welch lost the Hill Cumorah. Welch is into minutiae, not geography.
Rumor has it he composes his own "KnoWhys" then blames them on his staff, such as this one from 2018.
It's very similar to a notice of an upcoming meeting published March 1911 in The Saints' Herald, in Independence, Missouri by the Reorganites who didn't settle in the Salt Lake Valley a generation earlier.
This was a meeting for the First Quorum of Seventy of the RLDS Church. Their hemispheric map was confusing people. Thus the location of Cumorah in New York was questioned.
Oh where Oh where can the Hill Cumorah be? Our Hemispheric map is correct! The Hill Cumorah must be in the wrong location?
And look who was in attendance, a member of the RLDS Seventy, L.E. Hills.
John Sorenson and Jack Welch haven't located the Hill Cumorah since - because they plagiarized Hill's books and maps.
Jack Welch doesn't worry about losing the Hill Cumorah. His 501(c)(3) Non-Profit business is built on it. And his employees.
Also in 2018 - he sold Cruise Ship Tickets to look for the Hill Cumorah, while floating safely offshore to avoid Montezuma's Revenge. Wow. All based on a false RLDS Hemispheric Map turned into one restricted to Tehuantepec.
L.E. Hills' theory was rejected in 1923 by a Committee appointed by RLDS Leadership to review his maps. But Jack Welch hasn't discovered that yet. It's too difficult for him. It was also rejected in 1938 by Joseph Fielding Smith. But the world began in 1967 when Welch discovered Chiasmus.
https://scripturecentral.org/blog/join- ... ean-cruise
Welch is still stuck in 1967 and 1911. Keep Quacking Jack by promoting losing the Hill Cumorah, that there are Two and Nephites were the Maya in Mesoamerica while speaking Hebraic Chiasmus. The World Wide Web is laughing.
You nor Sorenson made it up. It was L.E. Hills, and you aren't smart enough to discover it, or you covered it.
You have to wonder about someone who brags about himself on the World Wide Web.
"I discovered Chiasmus in The Book of Mormon on my mission!" Wow. That's good. I preached the gospel on my mission and baptized people and confirmed them as members of the Church.
See his online CV here:
https://bookofmormoncentral.org/content ... -questions
But Jack Welch lost the Hill Cumorah. Welch is into minutiae, not geography.
Rumor has it he composes his own "KnoWhys" then blames them on his staff, such as this one from 2018.
It's very similar to a notice of an upcoming meeting published March 1911 in The Saints' Herald, in Independence, Missouri by the Reorganites who didn't settle in the Salt Lake Valley a generation earlier.
This was a meeting for the First Quorum of Seventy of the RLDS Church. Their hemispheric map was confusing people. Thus the location of Cumorah in New York was questioned.
Oh where Oh where can the Hill Cumorah be? Our Hemispheric map is correct! The Hill Cumorah must be in the wrong location?
And look who was in attendance, a member of the RLDS Seventy, L.E. Hills.
John Sorenson and Jack Welch haven't located the Hill Cumorah since - because they plagiarized Hill's books and maps.
Jack Welch doesn't worry about losing the Hill Cumorah. His 501(c)(3) Non-Profit business is built on it. And his employees.
Also in 2018 - he sold Cruise Ship Tickets to look for the Hill Cumorah, while floating safely offshore to avoid Montezuma's Revenge. Wow. All based on a false RLDS Hemispheric Map turned into one restricted to Tehuantepec.
L.E. Hills' theory was rejected in 1923 by a Committee appointed by RLDS Leadership to review his maps. But Jack Welch hasn't discovered that yet. It's too difficult for him. It was also rejected in 1938 by Joseph Fielding Smith. But the world began in 1967 when Welch discovered Chiasmus.
https://scripturecentral.org/blog/join- ... ean-cruise
Welch is still stuck in 1967 and 1911. Keep Quacking Jack by promoting losing the Hill Cumorah, that there are Two and Nephites were the Maya in Mesoamerica while speaking Hebraic Chiasmus. The World Wide Web is laughing.
You nor Sorenson made it up. It was L.E. Hills, and you aren't smart enough to discover it, or you covered it.
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Re: Jack Welch Discovered Chiasmus - But Can't Locate the Hill Cumorah
I wonder if the majority of Mormons now believe that there are two hills Cumorah, or if they’re completely oblivious to the war between heartlanders and BYU apologists?
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Re: Jack Welch Discovered Chiasmus - But Can't Locate the Hill Cumorah
The journey between those two hills (with or without the aid of tapirs) is more arduous than a journey between the Shire and Mordor.
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To help with this apologetic, perhaps it was via the power of Radagast the Brown, one of the three immortal Lamanite Brujos. I think he has a cave in the Sonoran Desert where he lives with the last remaining Curlom and Cumom.
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Worship Jack Welch as he begs for handouts during his Moroni Day celebration
Page 150
Link to book scanned online by Google: https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id= ... &q1=Moroni
Jack Welch - the false Scholar along with DCP and others of F.A.R.M.S. - influence the Church's Moroni Book of Mormon video.
The Actor as a young Moroni travelling among the Mexican cornfields.
And as a gray haired old man, among the forests of New York.
CHURCH VIDEO: Moroni Invites All to Come unto Christ | Mormon 8–9; Moroni 1, 10; Title Page
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgivBGZWfcE
Sylvester McMonkey McBean - the F.A.R.M.S. Dream Machine
Put your Trust in the Fleshy Arm of Jack Welch
1924 Copyright Card from Copyright.gov
Page 150
Link to book scanned online by Google: https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id= ... &q1=Moroni
Jack Welch - the false Scholar along with DCP and others of F.A.R.M.S. - influence the Church's Moroni Book of Mormon video.
The Actor as a young Moroni travelling among the Mexican cornfields.
And as a gray haired old man, among the forests of New York.
CHURCH VIDEO: Moroni Invites All to Come unto Christ | Mormon 8–9; Moroni 1, 10; Title Page
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgivBGZWfcE
Sylvester McMonkey McBean - the F.A.R.M.S. Dream Machine
Put your Trust in the Fleshy Arm of Jack Welch
1924 Copyright Card from Copyright.gov
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Re: Jack Welch Discovered Chiasmus - But Can't Locate the Hill Cumorah
Trust in the arm of flesh
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Re: Jack Welch Discovered Chiasmus - But Can't Locate the Hill Cumorah
I'd agree Jack Welch is not a serious man. Neither was Bill Hamblin nor is DCP. But if you're promoting the Heartland Model you're goofier still.