Jack Welch Discovered Chiasmus - But Can't Locate the Hill Cumorah

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Jack Welch Discovered Chiasmus - But Can't Locate the Hill Cumorah

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Jack Welch Discovered Chiasmus - But Can't Locate the Hill Cumorah

You have to wonder about someone who brags about himself on the World Wide Web.

"I discovered Chiasmus in The Book of Mormon on my mission!" Wow. That's good. I preached the gospel on my mission and baptized people and confirmed them as members of the Church.

See his online CV here:

https://bookofmormoncentral.org/content ... -questions

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But Jack Welch lost the Hill Cumorah. Welch is into minutiae, not geography.

Rumor has it he composes his own "KnoWhys" then blames them on his staff, such as this one from 2018.

It's very similar to a notice of an upcoming meeting published March 1911 in The Saints' Herald, in Independence, Missouri by the Reorganites who didn't settle in the Salt Lake Valley a generation earlier.

This was a meeting for the First Quorum of Seventy of the RLDS Church. Their hemispheric map was confusing people. Thus the location of Cumorah in New York was questioned.

Oh where Oh where can the Hill Cumorah be? Our Hemispheric map is correct! The Hill Cumorah must be in the wrong location?

And look who was in attendance, a member of the RLDS Seventy, L.E. Hills.

John Sorenson and Jack Welch haven't located the Hill Cumorah since - because they plagiarized Hill's books and maps.

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Jack Welch doesn't worry about losing the Hill Cumorah. His 501(c)(3) Non-Profit business is built on it. And his employees.

Also in 2018 - he sold Cruise Ship Tickets to look for the Hill Cumorah, while floating safely offshore to avoid Montezuma's Revenge. Wow. All based on a false RLDS Hemispheric Map turned into one restricted to Tehuantepec.

L.E. Hills' theory was rejected in 1923 by a Committee appointed by RLDS Leadership to review his maps. But Jack Welch hasn't discovered that yet. It's too difficult for him. It was also rejected in 1938 by Joseph Fielding Smith. But the world began in 1967 when Welch discovered Chiasmus.

https://scripturecentral.org/blog/join- ... ean-cruise

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Welch is still stuck in 1967 and 1911. Keep Quacking Jack by promoting losing the Hill Cumorah, that there are Two and Nephites were the Maya in Mesoamerica while speaking Hebraic Chiasmus. The World Wide Web is laughing.

You nor Sorenson made it up. It was L.E. Hills, and you aren't smart enough to discover it, or you covered it.
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I wonder if the majority of Mormons now believe that there are two hills Cumorah, or if they’re completely oblivious to the war between heartlanders and BYU apologists?
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drumdude wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2024 5:32 pm
I wonder if the majority of Mormons now believe that there are two hills Cumorah, or if they’re completely oblivious to the war between heartlanders and BYU apologists?
Probably...
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Philo Sofee wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2024 5:35 pm
drumdude wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2024 5:32 pm
I wonder if the majority of Mormons now believe that there are two hills Cumorah, or if they’re completely oblivious to the war between heartlanders and BYU apologists?
Probably...
The journey between those two hills (with or without the aid of tapirs) is more arduous than a journey between the Shire and Mordor.
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Moksha wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2024 6:15 pm
Philo Sofee wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2024 5:35 pm
Probably...
The journey between those two hills (with or without the aid of tapirs) is more arduous than a journey between the Shire and Mordor.
DCP has recently proposed the “eagle theory” that Mormon was carried there. Answers a lot of the critics’ questions! :lol:
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drumdude wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2024 6:23 pm
DCP has recently proposed the “eagle theory” that Mormon was carried there. Answers a lot of the critics’ questions! :lol:
To help with this apologetic, perhaps it was via the power of Radagast the Brown, one of the three immortal Lamanite Brujos. I think he has a cave in the Sonoran Desert where he lives with the last remaining Curlom and Cumom.
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drumdude wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2024 6:23 pm
Moksha wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2024 6:15 pm
The journey between those two hills (with or without the aid of tapirs) is more arduous than a journey between the Shire and Mordor.
DCP has recently proposed the “eagle theory” that Mormon was carried there. Answers a lot of the critics’ questions! :lol:
If one believes the rest of the story then thinking Mormon was carried to Northeast North America is reasonable and unremarkable.
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Worship Jack Welch as he begs for handouts during his Moroni Day celebration

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Link to book scanned online by Google: https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id= ... &q1=Moroni

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Jack Welch - the false Scholar along with DCP and others of F.A.R.M.S. - influence the Church's Moroni Book of Mormon video.
The Actor as a young Moroni travelling among the Mexican cornfields.
And as a gray haired old man, among the forests of New York.

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CHURCH VIDEO: Moroni Invites All to Come unto Christ | Mormon 8–9; Moroni 1, 10; Title Page
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgivBGZWfcE

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Put your Trust in the Fleshy Arm of Jack Welch

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I'd agree Jack Welch is not a serious man. Neither was Bill Hamblin nor is DCP. But if you're promoting the Heartland Model you're goofier still.
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