Carson O. Kimball, Creator Of Mormon Talk, Is Wanted For Murder

[Everybody Wang Chung]

From the start, Mormon Talk has been embroiled in controversy. Who can forget when Dr. Shades admitted on a live stream that he was solely responsible for unleashing the COVID virus on an unsuspecting world. I know after spending a week with the FBI and spending thousands of dollars in legal fees, Dr. Shades learned a valuable lesson about not flying economy with a vial containing a deadly virus.

Well, it's with a heavy heart that I inform you a new documentary on Disney+ is now airing that implicates Carson in at least four murders. It's very disturbing, but fortunately the FBI, Interpol and Homeland Security are all looking for Carson and the noose is closing fast.

Despite being on the lam and every major law enforcement agency closing in on him, Carson has somehow found the time to live stream from his home in Lehi next Wednesday (7:00 pm Central Standard Time) to address the allegations.

If you don't have the interest or time to watch the entire 48 minute documentary, just watch one minute from here to see some of the damning evidence against Carson:

https://youtu.be/MJUiR2B7e2U?t=967


Viewer Discretion Advisory. This clip shows the moral depravity of Carson's most disturbing crime:

https://youtu.be/MJUiR2B7e2U?t=666


If you are interested in learning some tragic details of Carson's troubled childhood, just watch one minute from here:

https://youtu.be/MJUiR2B7e2U?t=113


May God have mercy on Carson's soul.

[drumdude]

lol

“Lego padme rule 34” in his search history is enough to give him the death penalty!

[Dr Moore]

His dad was Epstein?

This is quite a troll.

[drumdude]

The production value of this is amazing. I’m laughing the whole way through!

Great stuff.

[Moksha]

Brother Everybody, thank you for keeping us up on the latest LDS news stories!

[huckelberry]

Starting out with Shades releasing the covid virus, is this all a joke? I have no idea of who Carson Kimball is .

[Marcus]

The production value of this is amazing. I’m laughing the whole way through!

Great stuff.

Yes! Well done.

[toon]

I thought this was a joke, until I actually watched the videos. Pretty convincing. Solid journalism. The revelation that his father was Jeffrey Epstein only adds more to the mystery.

[huckelberry]

The production value of this is amazing. I’m laughing the whole way through!

Great stuff.

I watched some of the link and thought it appeared to be a joke bad taste. I do not know. I get the feeling I am not in on the whole joke.

[Marcus]

The production value of this is amazing. I’m laughing the whole way through!

Great stuff.

I watched some of the link and thought it appeared to be a joke bad taste. I do not know. I get the feeling I am not in on the whole joke.

Carson had a weekly (I think?) podcast, with some entertaining things like talent contests with entries usually mocking or parodying Mormonism, a call-in q and a, lots of innuendo which realistically passed as naïve good Mormon boy talk, advertising for his cheesy Mormon-styled self-help book, as well as discussions about Mormonism that would inevitably result in one of the hosts parodying some Mormon take on stuff, like justifying blackface, or getting friendly under the table with his 'companion' when the mikes were supposedly off. (they called it good old-fashioned wrestling, Joe Smith style, If I recall correctly.)

And of course the inevitable caller shouting words that shock proper Mormons and promptly getting hung up on. But not blocked, of course. Call backs by the same forgiven-but-continuing-to-fall-prey-to-temptation young man were ubiquitous.

It was pretty juvenile, but then when aren't many aspects of the post-mission, isolated in small town utah, married and parenting by 22, Mormon male thought process simply juvenile? : D

Pretty funny, though. I don't know if they are archived somewhere, but if you're interested, it won't take long to get up to speed.