The 2024 Sampson Avard Golden Scepter Award

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Then the Essays came out...

So much of potential apologetic history is in flux. First Kwaku was on target to be the next John W. "Jack" Welch, but then he was gone. Suddenly it shifts back to Stephen B. Smoot who once called himself the Rommelator after his favorite Nazi general of WWII, Field Marshal Erwin Rommel. Hopefully, now that he is older he no longer desires to lead a blitzkrieg against Mormon critics, but instead will comfort himself in a plushy costume to simply bolster faith and get yiffy in a snuggle pile.