The 2024 Sampson Avard Golden Scepter Award

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The 2024 Sampson Avard Golden Scepter Award

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My Dear Friends & Colleagues:

It would seem that I have been a bit remiss in my duties as the B.H. Roberts Chair of Mopologetic Studies. We have, perhaps, been dragging our feet a bit, and it has (admittedly) been a somewhat slow year in the world of Mopologetics. There was even some talk amongst the award committee of withholding the award altogether this year, but Dean Robbers insisted. There are precious few opportunities to recognize the (ahem) "accomplishments" of the Mopologists that to pause the Avard Golden Scepter for an entire year would be downright criminal. So, we press on.

This year was a tough call indeed, particularly since the recipient has a tendency to avoid the limelight. But this individual's impact on Mopologetics is undeniable. He was the key, founding, driving (and rather "secretive") force behind FARMS, and he was also the co-founder of Scripture Central. Some students of Mopologetics Studies have referred to him as "The King," and legendary Mormon historian Will Bagley once described him as "extremely belligerent." I am talking, of course, about John W. "Jack" Welch. Please join me in giving him a round of applause!

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Welch's status and influence within Mopologetics extend back to roughly half a century, but the Sampson Avard Golden Scepter is not normally a retrospective "Lifetime Achievement" award--instead, it's meant to recognize someone's contributions over the course of the last year. This year, Welch earns the award on the grounds that, under his leadership, Scripture Central has cause enormous upheaval in the world of Mopologetics. Specifically, Scripture Central made very real efforts to heal the relationship with the Heartlanders, which marks a very clear slap in the face to Daniel Peterson, Mike Parker, and others who had been involved in a decades-long conflict with Rodney Meldrum, Jonathan Neville, and other people in the FIRM/Heartlanders camp.

Perhaps more importantly, though, the Welch-led Scripture Central now commands an enormous budget that dwarfs that of Interpreter. Moreover, Scripture Central's "products" are slicker, better-produced, and, simply put, more respectable. By "crushing" competitors such as FAIR Mormon and Mormon Interpreter, Welch has "thrown down the gauntlet," so to speak, challenging the other organizations to "step up their game." Is that possible, though? Welch, it must be remembered, is "The King," and it may be that any competitors will forever be forced to "bend the knee" in deference to his cunning and gamesmanship.

In any case, a hearty congratulations to Brother Welch on his selection as this year's Sampson Avard Golden Scepter Award! Please join me in celebrating this mighty achievement!
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...Moreover, Scripture Central's "products" are slicker, better-produced, and, simply put, more respectable...
:D Well...

(Just don't look at the footnotes. Or the underlying "research" papers. Or the credibility of the publishers. Or the educational background of the writers. Or any facts....)
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Marcus wrote:
Thu Nov 21, 2024 9:55 pm
...Moreover, Scripture Central's "products" are slicker, better-produced, and, simply put, more respectable...
:D Well...

(Just don't look at the footnotes. Or the underlying "research" papers. Or the credibility of the publishers. Or the educational background of the writers. Or any facts....)
Those are good points, Doctor Marcus. Of course, this award is given for Mopologetics, and not scholarship….
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Congratulations to John Welch! What a magnificent honor!

The one quality I admire most in John Welch is his disdain for the Afore and the Interpreter Foundation. It appears his Scripture Central is literally and figuratively destroying what little is left of the Interpreter Foundation.

It's truly miraculous that Mormon wasted so much gold plate space by writing everything twice just so John Welch could discover the chiasmus.
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Doctor Scratch wrote:By "crushing" competitors such as FAIR Mormon and Mormon Interpreter, Welch has "thrown down the gauntlet," so to speak, challenging the other organizations to "step up their game."
I agree this was a sly move, and certainly secures the award despite previous accomplishments. Book of Mormon Central was certainly the underdog of the three organizations but has advanced to the lead position.

According to A.I.:
According to information available, Book of Mormon Central is considered to be one of the most influential websites within the Latter-day Saint community, often ranking among the top few, with platforms like Feedspot placing it as the #6 most influential blog and website in the community, just behind the Tabernacle Choir and ahead of FAIR Mormon.
Interpreter is way in the dust from there.
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Yes but have they produced a paper (any paper) continuously every week for 13 years?

Quantity has a quality all its own, you know.
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Yes, Dean Robbers: your assessment takes precedence, as always. Scripture Central has absolutely bulldozed Interpreter off the map, by any measure. Take whatever metric you want, and Welch has been kicking DCP’s ass. When this has been pointed out to the Afore, his response has been, “But Welch has invited me to speak in his site!” lol! What a dope. He spent all that time thinking that Meldrum and Neville were his main competitors, and yet look at what has happened? I hope that Scripture Central finances a major theatrical film sometime soon, as that will be the nail in the coffin.
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Doctor Scratch wrote: I hope that Scripture Central finances a major theatrical film sometime soon, as that will be the nail in the coffin.
Perhaps, but I doubt they'd do it unless they were sure about the market for it. Their efforts appear measured. With Interpreter, it's all so haphazard, one day it's the Ghost Committee, the next it's a film about an event in August members don't even know about. There's the fountain of papers from Bowman. There's nothing really cohesive about it. Interpreter has the feel of an arts festival, but instead of "art", it's apologetics. It's a booth over here doing this one thing, and a table over there has something else going on. I just don't feel like it has a direction. Scripture Central has their Liahona in order, if you will.
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Very well said, Dr. Robbers. And it may be worth pointing out that FAIR and Scripture Central only did the bare minimum in terms of supporting “Six Days in August”: there was a lone blog post, and nothing more! They were more than content to sit quietly and watch the film flounder at the box office. ROTFLOL!! And to think: DCP was recruited by Welch! After the failure at the Maxwell Institute, Welch evidently (and rightly) determined that his former “top recruit” was spent, and so he moved on. Sure: there will be occasional invitations to speak, just in order to prevent bad blood, but…Wow.
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Doctor Scratch wrote:
Fri Nov 22, 2024 12:31 am
Marcus wrote:
Thu Nov 21, 2024 9:55 pm

:D Well...

(Just don't look at the footnotes. Or the underlying "research" papers. Or the credibility of the publishers. Or the educational background of the writers. Or any facts....)
Those are good points, Doctor Marcus. Of course, this award is given for Mopologetics, and not scholarship….
You are absolutely right. What was I thinking??!!! My apologies!! :D
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