I Have Questions wrote: ↑Sat Jan 04, 2025 7:38 am
Has the Church managed to prise open L. Tom Perry’s old suitcase yet? It’s got all the answers in it. Apparently.
Tom Perry publicly stated that his briefcase had documents that answered all the troubling questions. We know this is true, because why would an Apostle of God lie to anyone about that?
Notwithstanding, I know there are a few people who feel that Tom Perry was lying for the Lord and are doubting the magical contents of the briefcase.
How can the Church respond to these doubters and lazy learners? One solution is to let the Prophet choose three witnesses (all men of course) who stand to materially/financially benefit from the existence of the briefcase contents. These witnesses can then sign a statement someone else (the Prophet) wrote for them, stating an angel showed them the briefcase documents and that God declared the briefcase contains all the answers.
The Prophet will then select eight friends and relatives of his and then take them to a private location and show them the briefcase contents.
The contents will be written in a language that these eight friends and relatives cannot read. They will then sign a statement, written for them by the Prophet, attesting that they have been shown the contents.
At that point, an angel will take the briefcase back to heaven so that nobody else will ever see it. There is no reason why this should not convince any reasonable person. And then everyone can go back to doubting their doubts and never question again.
"I'm on paid sabbatical from BYU in exchange for my promise to use this time to finish two books."
Daniel C. Peterson, 2014