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Mudslide slams into Provo LDS church
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 8:41 am
by I Have Questions
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another example of God’s displeasure with the SLC LDS Church…
Crews continued cleanup efforts at the Latter-day Saints church on South Slate Canyon Drive in Provo, where most of the damage occurred. The church was covered in up to four feet of mud after the debris slid down the Buckley Draw Fire's burn scar on Wednesday.
A microburst of heavy rain saturated the burn scar, causing debris to rush down the hillside and into the roadway and the side of the church.
Why didn’t the Holy Ghost step up with some inspiration when the Church’s property department were in the planning stage? “Hey guys, don’t build in the likely path of a mud slide”.
Re: Mudslide slams into Provo LDS church
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 2:38 pm
by Kishkumen
They could have chosen to fight poverty very aggressively. Instead they chose billions in investments while providing meager assistance to the poor. It may be that the God who said, “Sell all you have and give it to the poor,” was not impressed and decided to send a message.
Re: Mudslide slams into Provo LDS church
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 2:49 pm
by drumdude
Perhaps someone masturbated in the chapel and de-sanctified the whole building.
Re: Mudslide slams into Provo LDS church
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:55 pm
by Everybody Wang Chung
drumdude wrote: ↑Sat Aug 30, 2025 2:49 pm
Perhaps someone masturbated in the chapel and de-sanctified the whole building.
Hopefully, everyone in this Ward learned a valuable lesson about not going around "de-sanctifying" buildings like they were Joseph Smith with a squirt gun.
Re: Mudslide slams into Provo LDS church
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:07 pm
by drumdude
Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:55 pm
drumdude wrote: ↑Sat Aug 30, 2025 2:49 pm
Perhaps someone masturbated in the chapel and de-sanctified the whole building.
Hopefully, everyone in this Ward learned a valuable lesson about not going around "de-sanctifying" buildings like they were Joseph Smith with a squirt gun.

Re: Mudslide slams into Provo LDS church
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 7:07 pm
by MG 2.0
I Have Questions wrote: ↑Sat Aug 30, 2025 8:41 am
In
another example of God’s displeasure with the SLC LDS Church…
Crews continued cleanup efforts at the Latter-day Saints church on South Slate Canyon Drive in Provo, where most of the damage occurred. The church was covered in up to four feet of mud after the debris slid down the Buckley Draw Fire's burn scar on Wednesday.
A microburst of heavy rain saturated the burn scar, causing debris to rush down the hillside and into the roadway and the side of the church.
Why didn’t the Holy Ghost step up with some inspiration when the Church’s property department were in the planning stage? “Hey guys, don’t build in the likely path of a mud slide”.
And you’re wondering why I don’t take you seriously.
Regards,
MG
Re: Mudslide slams into Provo LDS church
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 7:08 pm
by MG 2.0
drumdude wrote: ↑Sat Aug 30, 2025 2:49 pm
Perhaps someone masturbated in the chapel and de-sanctified the whole building.
You also.
Regards,
MG
Re: Mudslide slams into Provo LDS church
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 7:08 pm
by MG 2.0
Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:55 pm
drumdude wrote: ↑Sat Aug 30, 2025 2:49 pm
Perhaps someone masturbated in the chapel and de-sanctified the whole building.
Hopefully, everyone in this Ward learned a valuable lesson about not going around "de-sanctifying" buildings like they were Joseph Smith with a squirt gun.
And you.
Regards,
MG
Re: Mudslide slams into Provo LDS church
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 7:09 pm
by MG 2.0
Kishkumen wrote: ↑Sat Aug 30, 2025 2:38 pm
They could have chosen to fight poverty very aggressively. Instead they chose billions in investments while providing meager assistance to the poor. It may be that the God who said, “Sell all you have and give it to the poor,” was not impressed and decided to send a message.
C’mon, Kishkumen. That’s beneath you.
Regards,
MG
Re: Mudslide slams into Provo LDS church
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 7:29 pm
by I Have Questions
Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:55 pm
drumdude wrote: ↑Sat Aug 30, 2025 2:49 pm
Perhaps someone masturbated in the chapel and de-sanctified the whole building.
Hopefully, everyone in this Ward learned a valuable lesson about not going around "de-sanctifying" buildings like they were Joseph Smith with a squirt gun.
The Shackletons are devastated as it is their week to clean that chapel. For free.