BYU's War On Wanking: Saving Private Ryan's Private Parts
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2025 2:46 am
Many of you will remember the embarrassing boner BYU-Idaho made with this ridiculous, over-the-top video. BYU created what may be the most absurd anti-masturbation video ever, comparing a young man's struggle not to touch his wiener, to a soldier wounded in combat. In a bizarre, almost Saving Private Ryan-style reenactment, we see a soldier in distress while BYU's Kim B. Clark urges male students to turn in their roommates who are "jerkin' it."
The analogy is, frankly, a slap in the face to the brave men and women who have endured the psychological, physical, and emotional tolls/trauma of actual combat. Real war puts soldiers and their families through hell, a struggle hardly comparable to a young man's decision to not touch his penis.
In other words, maybe show a little more respect for those who have sacrificed their lives and limbs for our country, BYU?
https://youtu.be/Ueuz0-Rnd5c?t=18
The analogy is, frankly, a slap in the face to the brave men and women who have endured the psychological, physical, and emotional tolls/trauma of actual combat. Real war puts soldiers and their families through hell, a struggle hardly comparable to a young man's decision to not touch his penis.
In other words, maybe show a little more respect for those who have sacrificed their lives and limbs for our country, BYU?
https://youtu.be/Ueuz0-Rnd5c?t=18