Jon McNaughton (the Mormon Michelangelo) just dropped his latest masterpiece, MAGA Symphony. It features Trump as the maestro, Pam Bondi on the harp, Glenn Beck on the saxophone, Elon Musk shredding an electric guitar and even Charlie Kirk on the violin (apparently playing from the beyond the grave).
I’d bet my life savings that HoH has this painting mounted above his bed so he can drift off to sleep dreaming about MAGA, Trump and the ghost of Charlie Kirk.
"You can feel it—the music is coming together—rising and stirring something deep inside. It’s the sound of a nation waking up and remembering who it is. When Americans pull together and trust a shared vision, they create something strong, lasting, and bigger than any one person. This is the MAGA symphony of our time." -- Jon McNaughton
Listen, it’s not a cult. It's just a high-demand American religion started by a con artist that happens to require 10% of your revenue for life, while requiring that you wear strange underwear. Also, you can never leave or you will be socially shunned and lose of your entire family for eternity. Totally not a cult.
"I'm on paid sabbatical from BYU in exchange for my promise to use this time to finish two books."
