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Robert Boylan asking for donations in lieu of a job
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2026 2:51 am
by drumdude
It seems moving back in with his parents wasn’t enough, the man has now decided to beg Mormons to be his main source of income in lieu of holding down a job.
Hello! My name is Robert Boylan. I am perhaps best known for being the owner/proprietor of the “Scriptural Mormonism” blog and youtube channel. I have previously worked for the B. H. Roberts Foundation/Mormonr as a Senior Research Analyst.
Due to long-standing health issues which have flared up recently (e.g., severe migraines), as well as a pretty depressing diagnosis regarding my liver (and all the issues that will last a lifetime as a result), I am setting a gofundme to cover forthcoming expenses for (private vs. public) medical procedures and other medical-related expenses. If you (1) feel inclined and (2) are in a financially steady position to do such, feel free to donate.
Funds will be used for (1) private medical consultations and procedures; (2) medicine and (3) funds to support oneself as one will need to roll-back hours one will be working.
As many MoPologists have pointed out, Robert is one of the most intelligent, smartiest, well-read defenders of the faith. It’s definitely interesting that Mormon God has chosen to give Boylan, His greatest champion, so many roadblocks to becoming a fully self-actualized and self-reliant adult.
https://web.archive.org/web/20260324025 ... e.html?m=1
Re: Robert Boylan asking for donations in lieu of a job
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2026 4:05 am
by canpakes
This seem to happen a lot.
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=157687
Re: Robert Boylan asking for donations in lieu of a job
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2026 5:37 am
by Dr. Shades
Someone on the other thread pointed out that his asking for help with medical bills is a complete scam because medical care is free in his country.
Re: Robert Boylan asking for donations in lieu of a job
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2026 12:02 pm
by malkie
Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2026 5:37 am
Someone on the other thread pointed out that his asking for help with medical bills is a complete scam because medical care is free in his country.
He says that he is looking for help with paying for private care (still available in his country) rather than using the public system.
Even here in Canada, where USians' greatest fears about healthcare come true, private clinics provide services that are not available, or that may involve a long wait.
For example, I have a non-urgent condition for which I've waited several months just for a consultation with a specialist. I expect to wait another four or so for corrective surgery. If I were prepared to pay out of pocket, I could have had the surgery within a week of diagnosis, and in spa-like surroundings rather than in a public hospital with walls in the latest shades of battleship gray.
I wonder if I should start a go-fund-me?
Re: Robert Boylan asking for donations in lieu of a job
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2026 12:18 pm
by malkie
drumdude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2026 2:51 am
It seems moving back in with his parents wasn’t enough, the man has now decided to beg Mormons to be his main source of income in lieu of holding down a job.
...
As many MoPologists have pointed out, Robert is one of the most intelligent, smartiest, well-read defenders of the faith. It’s definitely interesting that Mormon God has chosen to give Boylan, His greatest champion, so many roadblocks to becoming a fully self-actualized and self-reliant adult.
https://web.archive.org/web/20260324025 ... e.html?m=1
I wondered who might be those "many MoPologists". A quick squeek with a non-google search engine for "robert boylan is one of the most intelligent smartest well-read defenders of the faith" produced this
reddit thread from 3 years ago as the top hit (after a link to Boylan's blog):
Midnight Mormons took a vote and the consensus was clear: Robert Boylan is the GOAT, the best LDS apologist ever!
Chino Blanco seems to be impressed:
Chino Blanco wrote:Jana Riess is not scum.
In stark contrast, Robert Boylan is most definitely garbage:
Re: Robert Boylan asking for donations in lieu of a job
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2026 12:11 am
by canpakes
drumdude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2026 2:51 am
It’s definitely interesting that Mormon God has chosen to give Boylan, His greatest champion, so many roadblocks to becoming a fully self-actualized and self-reliant adult.
Has Robert tried
treasure digging?
Re: Robert Boylan asking for donations in lieu of a job
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2026 12:24 am
by malkie
drumdude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2026 2:51 am
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As many MoPologists have pointed out, Robert is one of the most intelligent, smartiest, well-read defenders of the faith. It’s definitely interesting that Mormon God has chosen to give Boylan, His greatest champion, so many roadblocks to becoming a fully self-actualized and self-reliant adult.
Modern day Job?
Re: Robert Boylan asking for donations in lieu of a job
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2026 4:14 am
by Philo Sofee
You know...... all he has to do is become a sycophant of the brethren and git in thar with a high end leadership role, and his financial problems in life will become a thing of the past......
Re: Robert Boylan asking for donations in lieu of a job
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2026 11:26 pm
by Tapir Rodeo
Philo Sofee wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2026 4:14 am
You know...... all he has to do is become a sycophant of the brethren and git in thar with a high end leadership role, and his financial problems in life will become a thing of the past......
Boylan thinks he is smarter than everyone, including his leaders, so he could never submit to them.
Re: Robert Boylan asking for donations in lieu of a job
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2026 11:48 pm
by Everybody Wang Chung
At this rate, Robert’s GoFundMe profiles are going to need their own "Senior Research Analyst" just to keep track of them all.