General Conference Predictions 4/2026

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General Conference Predictions 4/2026

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I’ve got nothing, but thought I’d start the thread this go around. Maybe more only listen to faith promoting podcasts, etc.. Stay away from the bad guys.
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I predict our new prophet, seer, and revelator will not be doing any prophesying, seering, or revelating.
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Since Rusty Nelson officially retired name Mormon, I fully expect Dallas Hoax to take the rebranding even further. My prediction? Dallas will rename the church The Society Of Nostalgic MAGA Saints Who Miss The Priesthood Ban. It's also possible that one of the General Authorities will bring a literal, live Tapir onto the stage to prove it could have functioned as a horse in 300 BC.
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Everybody Wang Chung wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2026 3:08 am
I predict our new prophet, seer, and revelator will not be doing any prophesying, seering, or revelating.
Were there any clear examples of the new Prophet giving a prophesy (a clear prediction of the future), a revelation (a dramatic disclosure of something not previously known or realized), or seership (clairvoyance)?
Premise 1. Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable.
Premise 2. The best evidence for the Book of Mormon is eyewitness testimony.
Conclusion. Therefore, the best evidence for the Book of Mormon is notoriously unreliable.
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I Have Questions wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2026 7:40 am
Were there any clear examples of the new Prophet giving a prophesy (a clear prediction of the future), a revelation (a dramatic disclosure of something not previously known or realized), or seership (clairvoyance)?
Once more, you know the answer to that question just as much as the rest of us do.
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