Re: Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during General Conference.
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2026 10:46 am
I was wondering there for a while, Shades, if your humor was going to go unnoticed.
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They already have had situations they didn't expect to address.....primarily the Mark Hofmann event, Ensign Peak, Wade Christofferson, Joseph Bishop, multiple first vision accounts, peep stones, polyandry, child brides, chastity interviews with children, lying apostles, Paul H Dunn, Mick Jagger, City Creek Mall, and how did the committee do here?MG 2.0 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:06 pmApparently the streaker managed to find the one dress code violation the church hasn't written a handbook paragraph/section for and thought he could get away with it without consequences. The Correlation Department will need to draft a new subsection titled ‘Unexpected Situations We Really Wish We Didn’t Have to Address.’
Regards,
MG
Honestly, given the list you just rattled off, I’m amazed they haven’t installed a permanent “We Did Not See This Coming” hotline. One thing we might be able to agree on...by historical standards, a streaker is practically/more or less a day off and/or walk in the park. These other things you have mentioned in your personal 'concern list' have created a bit more of a stir over the years, granted.Rivendale wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 11:19 pmThey already have had situations they didn't expect to address.....primarily the Mark Hofmann event, Ensign Peak, Wade Christofferson, Joseph Bishop, multiple first vision accounts, peep stones, polyandry, child brides, chastity interviews with children, lying apostles, Paul H Dunn, Mick Jagger, City Creek Mall, and how did the committee do here?MG 2.0 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:06 pmApparently the streaker managed to find the one dress code violation the church hasn't written a handbook paragraph/section for and thought he could get away with it without consequences. The Correlation Department will need to draft a new subsection titled ‘Unexpected Situations We Really Wish We Didn’t Have to Address.’
Regards,
MG
There is a difference between stirring the pot and noticing that the bumbling stumbling efforts of warped descendants of horrific men are reactive rather than proactive. But for whatever reason they find themselves sitting on filthy spoils of tainted Widow's mite. And the rooster strutting by many members is good carma for the masterfully placed plan by John Bennet to create the Plymouth Rock breed.MG 2.0 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 12:27 amHonestly, given the list you just rattled off, I’m amazed they haven’t installed a permanent “We Did Not See This Coming” hotline. One thing we might be able to agree on...by historical standards, a streaker is practically/more or less a day off and/or walk in the park. These other things you have mentioned in your personal 'concern list' have created a bit more of a stir over the years, granted.Rivendale wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 11:19 pmThey already have had situations they didn't expect to address.....primarily the Mark Hofmann event, Ensign Peak, Wade Christofferson, Joseph Bishop, multiple first vision accounts, peep stones, polyandry, child brides, chastity interviews with children, lying apostles, Paul H Dunn, Mick Jagger, City Creek Mall, and how did the committee do here?
What would life be without something to stir the pot?![]()
Regards,
MG
I won't argue that there are not inherited blind spots...some of that coming from leaders who, fairly or unfairly, have the weight of the past on their shoulders. They are essentially protecting the 'brand' even when it means whitewashing is seen as the only viable course. I don't, however, share your view that they are "warped descendants of horrific men". Flawed, yes. The legacy of early leadership and some of the decisions that were made still shapes the actions/path that the institution moves today.Rivendale wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 1:29 amThere is a difference between stirring the pot and noticing that the bumbling stumbling efforts of warped descendants of horrific men are reactive rather than proactive. But for whatever reason they find themselves sitting on filthy spoils of tainted Widow's mite. And the rooster strutting by many members is good carma for the masterfully placed plan by John Bennet to create the Plymouth Rock breed.MG 2.0 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 12:27 amHonestly, given the list you just rattled off, I’m amazed they haven’t installed a permanent “We Did Not See This Coming” hotline. One thing we might be able to agree on...by historical standards, a streaker is practically/more or less a day off and/or walk in the park. These other things you have mentioned in your personal 'concern list' have created a bit more of a stir over the years, granted.
What would life be without something to stir the pot?![]()
Regards,
MG
Wow. Protecting the 'brand' by whitewashing? That's not the only viable course for people with honesty and integrity. Add in that we're talking about religious leaders and it becomes an even more ludicrous proposition. Mentalgymnastics aside, it's hard to see this as a realistic assessment.MG 2.0 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 1:46 amI won't argue that there are not inherited blind spots...some of that coming from leaders who, fairly or unfairly, have the weight of the past on their shoulders. They are essentially protecting the 'brand' even when it means whitewashing is seen as the only viable course ...Rivendale wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 1:29 amThere is a difference between stirring the pot and noticing that the bumbling stumbling efforts of warped descendants of horrific men are reactive rather than proactive. But for whatever reason they find themselves sitting on filthy spoils of tainted Widow's mite. And the rooster strutting by many members is good carma for the masterfully placed plan by John Bennet to create the Plymouth Rock breed.
canpakes wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 2:36 amWell, he should put them back; nobody wants to see that.Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 3:16 pmAnyway, rumor has it he had just recently taken out his endowments.
No. But what a great insight into MG’s standards for acceptable behaviour.Marcus wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 3:51 amWow. Protecting the 'brand' by whitewashing? That's not the only viable course for people with honesty and integrity. Add in that we're talking about religious leaders and it becomes an even more ludicrous proposition. Mentalgymnastics aside, it's hard to see this as a realistic assessment.MG 2.0 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 1:46 amI won't argue that there are not inherited blind spots...some of that coming from leaders who, fairly or unfairly, have the weight of the past on their shoulders. They are essentially protecting the 'brand' even when it means whitewashing is seen as the only viable course ...
Their world new is compacted into a pigeon hole 'peep view' of reality. Unable to reason things out for themselves. Essentially adhering to the old canard, "All the thinking has been done."