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Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during General Conference.
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:58 pm
by Dr. Shades
Yes, that's the headline of an actual news story. Read all about it here:
https://kutv.com/news/local/man-arreste ... conference
Some say it was a protest because he had a bone to pick with the church; others say he was just nuts. Either way, there were families present, so I think it was a dick move.
Re: Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during General Conference.
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 3:05 pm
by Fence Sitter
Clearly, he was trying to expose the church to the naked truth and bare facts.
Re: Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during General Conference.
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 3:16 pm
by Dr. Shades
Fence Sitter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 3:05 pm
Clearly, he was trying to expose the church to the naked truth and bare facts.
That's a very real possibility. Of course, he could've been schizophrenic and simply not known he had left the house without clothing. In that case, who told him that he was naked?
Anyway, rumor has it he had just recently taken out his endowments.
I originally heard that he made it into the old tabernacle, whereupon Church Security caught him by the organ.
Re: Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during General Conference.
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 4:41 pm
by Everybody Wang Chung
I'm just glad William Schryver is staying busy these days.
Re: Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during General Conference.
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 5:54 pm
by Fence Sitter
Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 3:16 pm
Fence Sitter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 3:05 pm
Clearly, he was trying to expose the church to the naked truth and bare facts.
That's a very real possibility. Of course, he could've been schizophrenic and simply not known he had left the house without clothing. In that case, who told him that he was naked?
Anyway, rumor has it he had just recently taken out his endowments.
I originally heard that he made it into the old tabernacle, whereupon Church Security caught him by the organ.
I heard he was released because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.
Re: Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during General Conference.
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 7:08 pm
by I Have Questions
Is it true that he was humming the Iron Rod hymn?
Re: Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during General Conference.
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 7:34 pm
by malkie
Fence Sitter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 5:54 pm
Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 3:16 pm
That's a very real possibility. Of course, he could've been schizophrenic and simply not known he had left the house without clothing. In that case, who told him that he was naked?
Anyway, rumor has it he had just recently taken out his endowments.
I originally heard that he made it into the old tabernacle, whereupon Church Security caught him by the organ.
I heard he was released because the evidence wouldn't
stand up in court.
Not according to the OP:
Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:58 pm
...
Some say it was a protest because
he had a bone to pick with the church; others say he was just nuts. Either way, there were families present, so I think it was a dick move.
Re: Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during General Conference.
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:06 pm
by MG 2.0
Apparently the streaker managed to find the one dress code violation the church hasn't written a handbook paragraph/section for and thought he could get away with it without consequences. The Correlation Department will need to draft a new subsection titled ‘Unexpected Situations We Really Wish We Didn’t Have to Address.’
Regards,
MG
Re: Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during General Conference.
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2026 2:36 am
by canpakes
Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 3:16 pm
Anyway, rumor has it he had just recently taken out his endowments.
Well, he should put them back; nobody wants to see that.
Re: Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during General Conference.
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2026 6:00 am
by I Have Questions
According to reports, the streaker was the most interesting thing about General Conference, and the only example of actual revelation…