CNN calls for Biden

[Some Schmo]

Overseeing "fraud" became an obsession with the Right. But how does that help them?

What is especially mysterious is how there was all this fraud and yet the GOP congress overperformed. How does half a fraudulent ballot work?

[Some Schmo]

This is what I've been talking about...

After Joe Biden's win over Donald Trump, relief sweeps through America's allies

It already feels like we're healing.

[Jersey Girl]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
Official sources may not have called the race when this was Tweeted
8:36 AM · Nov 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Yeah. And your crowd size was the biggest, your hair is your natural color, you're the best thing since sliced bread, everyone loves you, you're a stable genius, and your fingers ain't small.

Go. Away.

[Jersey Girl]

This is what I've been talking about...

After Joe Biden's win over Donald Trump, relief sweeps through America's allies

It already feels like we're healing.

Yes, it's not just us. DJT threw the whole world into chaos. Not the kind of chaos that leads to positive change. The kind of chaos where you continuously set fires to distract from the fact that you don't know how to do your damn job and you don't care. Our allies knew this all along but now they can know they're dealing with a sane person of character and good moral standing.

The world went into labor on Tuesday and I think we have birthed ourselves some hope for the future.

[Gunnar]

The world went into labor on Tuesday and I think we have birthed ourselves some hope for the future.

I love that metaphor! The best and most apt metaphor I have seen recently -- especially about this last year's electoral convulsions!

[Some Schmo]

The world went into labor on Tuesday and I think we have birthed ourselves some hope for the future.

I love that metaphor! The best and most apt metaphor I have seen recently -- especially about this last year's electoral convulsions!

Yeah, I've got to chip in on that one. Jersey Girl made me laugh there. This whole week has been filled with painful contractions leading to this joyous occasion.

[Philo Sofee]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
Official sources may not have called the race when this was Tweeted
8:36 AM · Nov 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Yeah. And your crowd size was the biggest, your hair is your natural color, you're the best thing since sliced bread, everyone loves you, you're a stable genius, and your fingers ain't small.

Go. Away.

Perfect response......

[Jersey Girl]

Oh. Buddy boy's on a frigging roll today.


Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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3h
71,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a sitting President!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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3h
THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!

Okay...71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. Got it.

130.477 NEW CASES OF COVID YESTERDAY.

CURRENT DEATH TOLL: 241,641

Get. screwed. And take those straws you're grasping at with you.

[Jersey Girl]

I love that metaphor! The best and most apt metaphor I have seen recently -- especially about this last year's electoral convulsions!

Yeah, I've got to chip in on that one. Jersey Girl made me laugh there. This whole week has been filled with painful contractions leading to this joyous occasion.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We still need to deliver the placenta. Probably going to get messy. Just hang on.

[Some Schmo]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We still need to deliver the placenta. Probably going to get messy. Just hang on.

LOL

I really think Trump should be made to eat the after birth. It's only fitting.