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_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

OUT OF MY MISERY wrote:I like men with character


Am I not dripping with character?

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"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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_Yoda

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Bond...James Bond wrote:
OUT OF MY MISERY wrote:I like men with character


Am I not dripping with character?

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Ewww! Roger Moore was NOT the true James Bond. Your avatar...Pierce Brosnon...is the sexiest of the Bonds in my humble opinion. ;)
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_Dr. Shades
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Beastie wrote:I only saw one Girls Behaving Badly, not enough to know who your crush is.


Okay, here she is. Feast your eyes on the absolute pinnacle of humanity, the utter apex of biological evolution, the crowning jewel of life on planet earth, the single most ideal specimen of feminine perfection ever known:

Behold KIRA SOLTANOVICH, the Raven-Haired Goddess Herself:

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Better yet, here's a media file showing her in all her gorgeous, radiant, etherial, otherworldly beauty. Here's another one where she has curly hair.

Oh, be still my beating heart!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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_Bond...James Bond
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Are we going to have to hose you down too Shades?
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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_Dr. Shades
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Bond...James Bond wrote:Are we going to have to hose you down too Shades?


Yes, definitely. After viewing those pictures and videos again, I'm about to spontaneously combust.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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_asbestosman
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Post by _asbestosman »

Dr. Shades wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Are we going to have to hose you down too Shades?


Yes, definitely. After viewing those pictures and videos again, I'm about to spontaneously combust.


How will that effect the recovery of your eye?
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy.
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_Negative
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Dr. Shades wrote:Okay, here she is. Feast your eyes on the absolute pinnacle of humanity, the utter apex of biological evolution, the crowning jewel of life on planet earth, the single most ideal specimen of feminine perfection ever known:


Overstate much? :rolleyes:
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_Dr. Shades
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Negative wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:Okay, here she is. Feast your eyes on the absolute pinnacle of humanity, the utter apex of biological evolution, the crowning jewel of life on planet earth, the single most ideal specimen of feminine perfection ever known:


Overstate much? :rolleyes:


Nope. In Kira's case, it's impossible to overstate!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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