World Ends Due to Obamacare

[_moksha]

World Ends Due to Obamacare
Fox Republic, April 1, 2010

The World ended today due to Obamacare. As you know, we at the Fox Advocacy Group have been saying all along that Obamacare would lead to communism, socialism and the legions of the undead arising and eating our brains.

While none of those things have occurred, it was only prevented by the World ending so suddenly. “It was indeed a sad day for those of us at Fox”, said Sean Hannity. “We were expecting to all be swept up in some sort of rapture”.

“We wanted to end this broadcast with Rush Limbaugh giving the last blast to this diabolical Obamacare, but he said he needed to meet with a high level pharmaceutical representative to sort out some last minute matters”.

“We then turned to Glenn Beck, but he was a bit too hysterical to be understandable for this final broadcast, however, in breaking with standard policy we are switching to a live feed from Bill O’Reilly as played by Steven Colbert.

Steven, can you hear me?”

“Yes, Sean. May I say that it is only appropriate to have America’s prime symbol of justice speaking to you at this time from both Comedy Central, and what did you say your network was called?”

“The Fox Advocacy Group.”

“Yes that is right Sean. It is time that America learned the truth about Obamacare that we have been saying for a long time, and that is that starting tomorrow you will no longer have to brush your teeth.”

“Sure those liberal do-gooders are trying to sell you on the idea that the world will end due to the impact of the giant meteor hurling our way at at incredible speed, but face it Sean, this is all due to Obamacare.”

“(garbled) … but Steven, it is due to Obamacare. It say’s so right here in my notes.”

“”Absolutely right and that is the story we will maintain right up until the meteor crash, Sean. Wait, I know. Let’s see how many times we can say Obamacare in these last remaining seconds. Obamacare, Obamacare, Oba…”


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[_moksha]

With mere hours to go, I imagine it would be okay for my fellow LDS to kick back and have a cola drink - despite the demon caffeine.