Obama Unleashes Mutated Wheat Strain into the Wild

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SALT LAKE CITY - Some Antarctic residents used to enjoy calling Microsoft the evil empire, but at least Microsoft is not responsible for unleashing a strain of mutant wheat into the wilds of Kansas and the Pacific Northwest.

This genetically mutated wheat was innocently produced by not-the-true-evil-empire Monsanto of St. Louis, Missouri. It was fiendishly planted throughout the American hinterland by Nigerian born Liberal, Fascist, Marxist, rye-lover President Obama.

The Obama camp claimed it performed this evil deed to kick sand in the face of the hoard of dedicated freedom loving right-wing posters, who always bombard message boards with prudent warnings and exposés designed to enlighten readers.

It was only through prudent action that Monsanto Empire, Inc. was able to have Senator Snyd Whiplash (R) Missouri attach a get out of jail free provision to a reckless government spending bill.