Barack Obama: A History Of Communism

[_Albion]

EAllusion, please don't make the mistake of assuming that the right wing in America has any understanding of the western world at large. They do have a tendency to look down the wrong end of the telescope and assume they are getting the full picture.

[_Quasimodo]

Yes, my brain.

You might want to give it a try sometime, K&T.

You want me to try your brain?

No thanks, I'm not a zombie.

An anthropologist was studying cannibals in New Guinea. He came across a marketplace that sold human body parts for consumption.

At one stall there were brains for sale.

Missionary's brains: Two dollars a pound.

Liberal's brains: Two dollars a pound.

Redneck's brains: Twenty dollars a pound.

The anthropologist asked why Redneck brains were so expensive.

The seller responded "Do you know how many Rednecks we have to kill to get a pound of brains?".

[_Darth J]

"Those other people are stupid, uneducated sheeple," said a high school graduate who endlessly parrots religious right talking points on issues he demonstrably does not understand.

[_Quasimodo]

"Those other people are stupid, uneducated sheeple," said a high school graduate who endlessly parrots religious right talking points on issues he demonstrably does not understand.

You might be making assumptions here, Darth. Do you know for sure that he graduated?

[_Darth J]

"Those other people are stupid, uneducated sheeple," said a high school graduate who endlessly parrots religious right talking points on issues he demonstrably does not understand.

You might be making assumptions here, Darth. Do you know for sure that he graduated?

What's funny is that I know a lot of smart, informed people---who are not Droopy---who do not have college degrees. But Droopy keeps second-guessing the education of people who have bachelor's and graduate degrees, so I must assume he wants to make that an issue.

In any case, let us return to a religious fanatic who copies and pastes articles from Newsmax calling other people "sheeple" without the slightest hint of irony or self-awareness.

[_Droopy]

"Those other people are stupid, uneducated sheeple," said a high school graduate who endlessly parrots religious right talking points on issues he demonstrably does not understand.

Darth J contemplates the real world

[_Darth J]

"These people don't understand the real world," said a person who wears long johns with Masonic symbols on them to ward off evil spirits and who thinks there was a vast, advanced civilization of Christian Hebrews in pre-Columbian America.

[_krose]

Hey, who pasted the president onto that picture of Tommy Monson?

[_Jutta]

An anthropologist was studying cannibals in New Guinea. He came across a marketplace that sold human body parts for consumption.
At one stall there were brains for sale.
Missionary's brains: Two dollars a pound.
Liberal's brains: Two dollars a pound.
Redneck's brains: Twenty dollars a pound.
The anthropologist asked why Redneck brains were so expensive.
The seller responded "Do you know how many Rednecks we have to kill to get a pound of brains?".

Would it also work (this joke) if one used Mormons instead of REDNECKS?