I truly believe that Trump is just a Democrat dressed up as a Republican. This article demonstrates it!
A targeted tariff on one item in one country is, in your addled brain, the same as slapping tariffs on the entire planet, including uninhabited places.
How odd it must be to inhabit your mind! What there is of it, anyway.
"He disturbs the laws of his country, he forces himself upon women, and he puts men to death without trial.” ~Otanes on the monarch, Herodotus Histories 3.80.