Game: You Might Be a Pretentious Ass if You .........

[Some Schmo]

You might be a pretentious ass if you feel righteous looking down on atheists.

[Atlanticmike]

You might be a pretentious ass if you feel righteous looking down on atheists.

You might be a pretentious ass if you call a woman a cxxt.

[Res Ipsa]

You might be a pretentious ass if you're a rude, insufferable prick to everyone around you but somehow pride yourself for "telling it like it is."

Winner!

[Atlanticmike]

This game is kind of like Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if ......", except that 'redneck" is replaced with "pretentious ass".

You spend ten years on a forum and call anyone who doesn't think like you a troll

[Some Schmo]

You might be a pretentious ass if you can sit on an ice cream cone and tell what flavor it is.

[Cultellus]

Be careful what you wish for.

[Gadianton]

I'd like to stick with the original.

You know you're a redneck when:

You burned through 10 cases of Pabst celebrating Trump's 2020 election victory.
You think Austrian Economics is a real subject taught in school.
When bringing bedding home from Walmart after militia practice, your wife yells because your squad cut holes in the pillow cases.
You're drinking at the bar after work and your buddies set you up on a blind date for the weekend with Dee Variant.

[Cultellus]

Be careful what you wish for.

[Lem]

I'd like to stick with the original.

You know you're a redneck when:

...You're drinking at the bar after work and your buddies set you up on a blind date for the weekend with Dee Variant.

[Jersey Girl]

Just as a matter of interest there are memes and websites dedicated to..."You know you're from Jersey if..."