Countess Mara: The Gentleman's Necktie

[_MrStakhanovite]

That carpet looks exactly like the carpet in my apartment.

[_Simon Belmont]

At least the crown is hidden, like Joseph Smith's royal pretensions.

No so fast. I wear the skinny part in the front.

[_Simon Belmont]

That carpet looks exactly like the carpet in my apartment.

It matches the drapes.

[_Kishkumen]

No so fast. I wear the skinny part in the front.

No doubt for the sake of accurate anatomical symbolism.

[_MrStakhanovite]

No so fast. I wear the skinny part in the front.

No doubt for the sake of accurate anatomical symbolism.

Good heavens Kish.

[_sock puppet]

No so fast. I wear the skinny part in the front.

No doubt for the sake of accurate anatomical symbolism.

Length too?

[_Kishkumen]

Length too?

Disturbing.

[_sock puppet]

Length too?

Disturbing.

Well, I ask only because you alluded to what I suppose was the girth.

[_Kishkumen]

Well, I ask only because you alluded to what I suppose was the girth.

Yes, I know. I understood the question. I am afraid that all I have to go on is Simon's obvious preoccupation with phallic symbols and his admission that he wears the skinny part of the tie in front.

I mean, look at LDS architecture. The COB is essentially a giant phallus.



There is also the fact that the guys who use religion as a means of status enhancement are looking to enhance something else. Ahem.

[_karl61]

You like Countess Mara ties? LBJ did too.