For Darth J. Re: Valley Fair Mall

[_Quasimodo]

I'm appalled! What has SLC (Gods city) come to. Ghettos? I haven't even heard that word since the last time I listened to an old Elvis recording.

I'm envisioning roving gangs of anti-Mormons with "Joseph was a Pedophile" tattoos physically forcing the faithful to drink hot coffee.

Dark, nefarious individuals on street corners selling fine wines and Cuban cigars from under their trench coats "Hey buddy, wanna buy a Lafite Rothschild?".

Young girls with TWO ear piercings standing under street lights wearing light cotton underwear.

Say it ain't so.

[_Darth J]

I'm appalled! What has Salt Lake City (Gods city) come to. Ghettos? I haven't even heard that word since the last time I listened to an old Elvis recording.

Then you missed out on that early 90's rap coming out of the Oaktown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUqNHaqPGZM

Will the above replace, "Utah, This is the Place" (which replaced "Utah, We Love Thee") as the state song?

[_sock puppet]

What is it that I'm missing here?

Malls now equal Mormonism, since their Jesus invests in malls. So, now, any topic that involves malls is quintessentially a Mormon topic too.

Simon the Mormon cannot help himself, he must start topics about malls.

I swear, if the LDS Church started a social networking site, and someone started talking about a social networking bubble, or if the Church opened a CD store and someone started talking about iTunes being the future, Simon Belmont would start having kittens about how that someone is anti-Mormon.

Darth J speaks truth--again.

[_Defender]

I don't see why people are making such a big deal about this. Everyone knows Valley Fair mall is geared toward poor people, I'm lucky that the Lord has blessed me so I can afford to shop nice places. I'm sure Simon feels the same way, seems like he has an awesome career going for him. Sure, the Church has spent a lot of Money on City Creek to make it a beautiful place, but don't forget that Judas wanted to sell the perfume and give it to the poor, but Jesus reminded him that the poor will always be there and we need to show Jesus some appreciation. Well, City Creek does just that. Sure, there are a lot of Saints in West Valley who can't shop the nicer stores in City Creek, but the Church hasn't forgot about them. They have that big welfare center in West Valley that mostly just gets taken advantage of anyway.

[_Kishkumen]

Sure, the Church has spent a lot of Money on City Creek to make it a beautiful place, but don't forget that Judas wanted to sell the perfume and give it to the poor, but Jesus reminded him that the poor will always be there and we need to show Jesus some appreciation. Well, City Creek does just that.

That is a wonderful explanation. I think that is how the church should market City Creek Mall.

"City Creek, it's all about showing Jesus how much we appreciate Him."

[_Quasimodo]

I'm appalled! What has Salt Lake City (Gods city) come to. Ghettos? I haven't even heard that word since the last time I listened to an old Elvis recording.

Then you missed out on that early 90's rap coming out of the Oaktown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUqNHaqPGZM

Will the above replace, "Utah, This is the Place" (which replaced "Utah, We Love Thee") as the state song?

Loved the video! Especially all the visuals of South Temple and Main. I'm glad Salt Lake is finally getting some cultural diversity!

Good choice for the State Song.

[_sock puppet]

Sure, the Church has spent a lot of Money on City Creek to make it a beautiful place, but don't forget that Judas wanted to sell the perfume and give it to the poor, but Jesus reminded him that the poor will always be there and we need to show Jesus some appreciation. Well, City Creek does just that.

That is a wonderful explanation. I think that is how the church should market City Creek Mall.

"City Creek, it's all about showing Jesus how much we appreciate Him."

"City Creek--it even has Jesus fish!"

[_moksha]

Simon, does this have anything to do with the West Valley City area having a lot of hispanic people?

[_Simon Belmont]

I don't see why people are making such a big deal about this. Everyone knows Valley Fair mall is geared toward poor people, I'm lucky that the Lord has blessed me so I can afford to shop nice places. I'm sure Simon feels the same way, seems like he has an awesome career going for him. Sure, the Church has spent a lot of Money on City Creek to make it a beautiful place, but don't forget that Judas wanted to sell the perfume and give it to the poor, but Jesus reminded him that the poor will always be there and we need to show Jesus some appreciation. Well, City Creek does just that. Sure, there are a lot of Saints in West Valley who can't shop the nicer stores in City Creek, but the Church hasn't forgot about them. They have that big welfare center in West Valley that mostly just gets taken advantage of anyway.

Darth J. already tried this with "Micha Hunt."

You're probably Darth J.