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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye

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Darth J wrote:
bcspace wrote:What's the difference between a U of U cheerleader and an elephant?

About five pounds.

How do you make them equal?

Force feed the elephant or shave the cheerleader's legs.


You have to give the U of U coeds a bit of a break, bcspace. They don't have the benefit of paternalistic babysitters micromanaging their lives and treating them like they go to a parochial school for big kids.


Democrats?
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye

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Droopy wrote:A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

Explains how Oaks (a lawyer) could both condemn political correctness and use politically correct terminology in the same sentence.

"....deviations from basic values like the eternal nature and function of the family."

Classic.
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye

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Droopy wrote:
Darth J wrote:
You have to give the U of U coeds a bit of a break, bcspace. They don't have the benefit of paternalistic babysitters micromanaging their lives and treating them like they go to a parochial school for big kids.


Democrats?


I see. So Droopy, in your mind, it would be consistent with a Leftist administration to tell college students what they can wear, what they can say, how they are allowed to groom themselves, who can be in the place they live, and things like that, both as conditions of admission to a university and conditions of remaining there.
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye

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Droopy wrote:spineless


For what's it's worth, I have to agree with Droopy's observation about lawyers lacking integrity.

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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye

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In an effort to dampen rumors about BYU coeds, the BYU administration decided that they would hold a virgin parade to show the world how pure and chaste the coeds were.

Unfortunately, it had to be cancelled. One of the girls broke her leg skiing and the other one refused to march alone.
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye

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Droopy wrote:A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


Evil speaking of the Lords annointed again Droopy?

Elder Oaks is a graduate of Brigham Young University (1954) and of the University of Chicago Law School (1957). He practiced law and taught law in Chicago.

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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye

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What's the difference between Ty Detmer and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli had to give the trophy back.
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye

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Bazooka wrote:
Droopy wrote:A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


Evil speaking of the Lords annointed again Droopy?

Elder Oaks is a graduate of Brigham Young University (1954) and of the University of Chicago Law School (1957). He practiced law and taught law in Chicago.

https://www.LDS.org/church/leader/dalli ... s?lang=eng


Curious that 25% of our current Special Witnesses Of The Lord Jesus Christ are lawyers, huh? But since Droopy has no compunction about sitting in judgment of the worthiness of other General Authorities, like Elder Marlin K. Jensen, why not judge apostles, too?

Doctrine and Covenants Student Manual, (2002), 186–188

“It is a little dangerous for us to go out of our own sphere and try unauthoritatively to direct the efforts of a brother. You remember the case of Uzzah who stretched forth his hand to steady the ark. (See I Chron. 13:7–10.) He seemed justified, when the oxen stumbled, in putting forth his hand to steady that symbol of the covenant. We today think his punishment was very severe. Be that as it may, the incident conveys a lesson of life. Let us look around us and see how quickly men who attempt unauthoritatively to steady the ark die spiritually. Their souls become embittered, their minds distorted, their judgments faulty, and their spirits depressed. Such is the pitiable condition of men who, neglecting their own responsibilities, spend their time in finding fault with others.” (McKay, Gospel Ideals, p. 258.)
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye

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Droopy wrote:A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

Is that anyway for a TBM to speak of Elder Oaks?
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