"Alien probe" according to researchers at HarvardSmithsonian

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Doctor Steuss wrote:So, let’s see. We have something that’s the same color as Kuiper belt objects, with no radio signals detected, but has a few deviations from what would be expected from a Comet or Asteroid.

Therefore, it's an alien probe with 300-900 micron solar sail (that hasn’t been observed) that has managed to remain intact through lord knows how many light years, and we know it’s intact because the theory says it is.

We assume solar sail technology because reasons. And therefore aliens.

Meh.
All I know is lets not poke it. I don't want em knowing we are here.
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Xenophon wrote:
Doctor Steuss wrote:So, let’s see. We have something that’s the same color as Kuiper belt objects, with no radio signals detected, but has a few deviations from what would be expected from a Comet or Asteroid.

Therefore, it's an alien probe with 300-900 micron solar sail (that hasn’t been observed) that has managed to remain intact through lord knows how many light years, and we know it’s intact because the theory says it is.

We assume solar sail technology because reasons. And therefore aliens.

Meh.
All I know is lets not poke it. I don't want 'em knowing we are here.


Sagan & Company already took care of that. Hawking thought it was likely a bad idea.

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Xenophon wrote:All I know is lets not poke it. I don't want em knowing we are here.

On the plus side, since their winged hotdog probe is only traveling at 94,800 km/h, if we poke it, we will all be long dead by the time anyone pokes back.
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Xenophon wrote: All I know is lets not poke it. I don't want 'em knowing we are here.

An alien probe is probably not a threat to humanity.
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Doctor Steuss wrote:On the plus side, since their winged hotdog probe is only traveling at 94,800 km/h, if we poke it, we will all be long dead by the time anyone pokes back.

94,800 km/h is much faster than Voyager 1. What makes you think that Oumuamua can't possibly be an alien probe?
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The Fermi Paradox, DT.

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Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:The Fermi Paradox, DT.

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"In the Search for Aliens, We’ve Only Analyzed a Small Pool in the Cosmic Ocean" https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-ne ... 180970447/

Most scientists believe alien civilizations exists. Do you know anything about Voyager 1?
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Jesus Christ! There is a good chance that alien probes exists. It's not Roswell's horse ________.
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Maksutov wrote: Sagan & Company already took care of that. Hawking thought it was likely a bad idea. .

The 2022 the Event Horizon Telescope will help us find life in other planets. Advanced aliens in our Milky Way galaxy already know that Earth has life. Evidence of life on Earth has been visible for millions of years.
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DoubtingThomas wrote:
Maksutov wrote: Sagan & Company already took care of that. Hawking thought it was likely a bad idea. .

The 2022 the Event Horizon Telescope will help us find life in other planets. Advanced aliens in our Milky Way galaxy already know that Earth has life. Evidence of life on Earth has been visible for millions of years.

With at least 100 billion stars in the Milky Way, how did they find ours?
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