The Bible needs a "Book of Trump"

[_Some Schmo]

The Book of Trump

Chapter 2

1. Very few people know this, but I invented the creamsicle.
2. Many people have said, you know, it's amazing, and I didn't even have help. Just my brain, because you know, brains are bigly in my family.
3. So you think of the creamsicle. It's white inside, and orange outside. It's my brainchild.
4. It's cold, and if you have too much too fast, it'll give you a headache. That's the design. I planned that. You have to let it last.
5. It's also got a stick rammed up the other end, but we won't talk about that. You can also ignore that it drips sticky crap and is intended for suckers.

[_Kevin Graham]