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Re: Merry Christmas

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 8:10 am
by canpakes
Dr. Shades wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2023 10:58 pm
Christmas isn’t until four more days.
Only if you can’t time travel.

Re: Merry Christmas

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 3:10 pm
by Dr. Shades
canpakes wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2023 8:10 am
Dr. Shades wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2023 10:58 pm
Christmas isn’t until four more days.
Only if you can’t time travel.
Which accounts for 100% of us.

Re: Merry Christmas

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:16 pm
by Snazzip
Dr. Shades wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2023 10:58 pm
Christmas isn’t until four more days.
So, do you wake up each day and say "I think I'll keep being a pedantic prick again today, calling out tiniest stupid things and not being able to read context clues to understand acronyms. Maybe I'll program the site with a few more autocorrects that make some posts unreadable! That would be good!" Like, is it a conscious decision to be like that, or have you just been a dick to everyone you talk to for so long that it's just become your default position? I mean, I can't imagine trying to have a conversation when I have to keep that up. I can just see you talking to a financial advisor:

"I recommend a Roth IRA, or a good 401k plan."

"ROTH IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 401 THOUSAND OF WHAT? THESE CRAZY WORDS MAKE NO SENSE TO ME, BECAUSE I HAVE NO ABILITY TO PUT TOGETHER THE SUBJECT I'M TALKING ABOUT WITH THE ACRONYMS USED! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAVE A GOOD DAY? IT'S 5:01 PM! DON'T YOU MEAN HAVE A NICE EVENING?"

It must be absolutely exhausting.

Re: Merry Christmas

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:19 pm
by Snazzip
Dr. Shades wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2023 10:58 pm
Christmas isn’t until four more days.
THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! DON'T YOU MEAN "CHRISTMAS ISN’T UNTIL DECEMBER 25", OR "CHRISTMAS DOESN'T ARRIVE FOR FOUR MORE DAYS"? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE SIMPLE WORKS YOU USED BECAUSE THE GRAMMAR IS SO CRAZY! ARE YOUR WORDS IN NORWEGIAN?

Re: Merry Christmas

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:42 pm
by Dr. Shades
Snazzip wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:19 pm
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE SIMPLE WORKS YOU USED BECAUSE THE GRAMMAR IS CRAZY!
I assume “works” = “words?”

Re: Merry Christmas

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 5:10 pm
by Gadianton
Are the immigrants who are "poisoning the blood of our country" according to the man all conservative Christians plan to vote for next year, also allowed to have a Merry Christmas?

Re: Merry Christmas

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 5:39 pm
by Snazzip
Dr. Shades wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:42 pm
Snazzip wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:19 pm
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE SIMPLE WORKS YOU USED BECAUSE THE GRAMMAR IS CRAZY!
I assume “works” = “words?”
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS!

WHY IS WORDS A QUESTION IN THIS QUOTE?

I NEVER SAID THAT!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WITH A QUESTION MARK IS "WORDS?" SOME KIND OF CRAZY ACRONYM?

WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

Re: Merry Christmas

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 5:42 pm
by Snazzip
Hey Ceebs, sorry to carry on Shades pedantic derail, mucking up your thread. A Merry Christmas to you as well, and a joyful time to everybody, whichever holidays you may choose to celebrate.

Re: Merry Christmas

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 5:55 pm
by Marcus
Gadianton wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2023 5:10 pm
Are the immigrants who are "poisoning the blood of our country" according to the man all conservative Christians plan to vote for next year, also allowed to have a Merry Christmas?
Not for three more days, at least...

Re: Merry Christmas

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 6:15 pm
by Doctor CamNC4Me
dantana wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2023 3:21 am
Merry Christmas ceeboo!

Another thing it's about to be in about 15 mins is winter solstice. One of my favorite minutes of the year.
For real. I love Winter solstice because we’ve passed the getting-dark-earlier-every-day thing.

- Doc