From: Riddle me this: Derail?

[canpakes]

Or you could make idiotic jokes....

How about this one?

A Democrat and a Republican are walking along the beach when they spot a bottle.
They picked it up and a genie popped out.

"I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire", said the genie.

The Democrat said, "I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live the life and exist under the form of government we believe in!"
POOF! All the Democrats in America were whisked away to Venezuela.

The genie turns to the Republican and said, "And what is your wish?"

The Republican paused for a second and said, "You mean to tell me that all the Democrats in America are gone?"

The genie answered, "Yes!"

The Republican goes, "In that case, I'll take a beer."

Jersey Girl, Ceeboo has not yet reached the ‘personal experience’ stage.

[Whiskey]

How about this one?

A Democrat and a Republican are walking along the beach when they spot a bottle.
They picked it up and a genie popped out.

"I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire", said the genie.

The Democrat said, "I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live the life and exist under the form of government we believe in!"
POOF! All the Democrats in America were whisked away to Venezuela.

The genie turns to the Republican and said, "And what is your wish?"

The Republican paused for a second and said, "You mean to tell me that all the Democrats in America are gone?"

The genie answered, "Yes!"

The Republican goes, "In that case, I'll take a beer."

I imagine this would make any addled idiot laugh. I'm sure it would make people laugh who think it's ok to separate kids from their families, or enjoy burning insects with a magnifying glass. Cruelty is just hilarious, isn't it?

damned Christians these days. Assholes.

Ceeboo is banned from late night television in all major markets.

[Whiskey]

Just scrolling through while I have a moment.

The OP wasn't a panic cry for help. I happened to see the meme and noted that it doesn't seem like anyone mentions the "how" with regard to effective solutions.

As the thread starter I'm asking mods to split ceeboo and his jokes out of this thread.

As to personal or real life experience that cp mentioned. One needed only to read one of my posts ON this thread about passports.

Please remove ceeboo/posts from here.

I'm doing round the clock post op care for JB right now and I don't need to be wading through flippant non-serious BS like that.

Can we keep the flippant comments made about ceeboo?

[ceeboo]

Just scrolling through while I have a moment.

The OP wasn't a panic cry for help. I happened to see the meme and noted that it doesn't seem like anyone mentions the "how" with regard to effective solutions.

As the thread starter I'm asking mods to split ceeboo and his jokes out of this thread.

As to personal or real life experience that cp mentioned. One needed only to read one of my posts ON this thread about passports.

Please remove ceeboo/posts from here.

I'm doing round the clock post op care for JB right now and I don't need to be wading through flippant non-serious BS like that.

Can we keep the flippant comments made about ceeboo?

Yes.

[Jersey Girl]

While it's not original (already been done in Portland), maybe a naked bike ride would work.

Or you could make idiotic jokes and ignore your part in the country's demise, like some damned morons do.

Thank you, Schmo.

[ceeboo]

Or you could make idiotic jokes and ignore your part in the country's demise, like some damned morons do.

Thank you, Schmo.

Thank you, Schmo.

Thank you, Jersey Girl.

[Whiskey]

Thank you, Schmo.

Thank you, Schmo.

Thank you, Jersey Girl.

Thank you, ceeboo.

[ceeboo]

Thank you, Schmo.

Thank you, Jersey Girl.

Thank you, ceeboo.

Thank you, Whiskey.

[Whiskey]

Thank you, Moderators.

[canpakes]

Thank you, Moderators.

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