What Were Some of Your Favorite Toys?

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Re: What Were Some of Your Favorite Toys?

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canpakes wrote:
Best we could ever manage as kids was to go over to the nearby park after July 4, search through the piles of firecracker chaff and collect all of the unexploded lady fingers that we could find - the ones where the fuses would burn down to the body but not ignite. Then we'd spend a few hours unraveling our booty and scraping all of the gunpowder into a pile with a thin leader. We'd put an old matchbox car atop, and light our homemade demo charge to see how much damage we could inflict.

We had a particularly good haul one year and packed all of our gunpowder into a small tube with a fuse, sealed it up and colorfully decorated our homemade megacracker. Not that we knew anything about explosives and how they really worked, as all we got out of that one was a very impressive but non-destructive PHOOOMPH as it ignited and blew its cap off like a dirty fountain. Not the bang we were hoping for.


Well, that's too bad, getting the powder out of those suckers is a lot of work. I grew up near a reservation, had a number of native American friends. They always seemed to have a supply of firecrackers. What could be more fun.
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When I was in elementary school, the PTA would occasionally sponsor a fund raiser where families could donate things they no longer wanted to the PTA. The PTA would then have a yard sale-like event at the school on a Saturday, with the proceeds going to the PTA. One of my friend's mom was always in the PTA leadership so our group of friends would get enlisted to help set up and take down.

One year one of these showed up as a donated item -

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The combination game board with pocket pool, check, checkers, backgammon, and a number of other games really caught my eye. When I asked what the price was going to be, the PTA reps gave a price that was on the edge of what I had on me. I asked if there was any chance I could buy it? and maybe get a discount for helping? No dice on the discount at the front end, but I was told if it hadn't sold by lunch I could have it for whatever price I had suggested. I was much more interested in the action that day, keeping close to it in case anyone looked like they might want to buy it. I may or may not have pointed out to a potential buyer that the chess pieces weren't all there, and a few other dings on the frame I had noticed...

Anyway, I'm obviously adding it to this thread because I won the day, took it home, and it became the source of many, many hours of imaginative fun. Like most kids, the original intended games were not the only games played on it. In addition to a lot of pocket pool, I invented games that involved action figures and bunkers to play with siblings and friend, invented another die-based game inspired by the movie Cloak and Dagger that made use of clay mazes and a spy trying to sneak in, steal something and get out. There was a random die action that controlled the people in the maze until they saw the spy at which point I had to play the honor system and try and play them the same as the hero...at least to some extent. And there was a race car game that evolved out of this where the cars were all controlled by random die rolls that determined their actions and speed which I translated into one of my first attempts at drawing a comic book as a kid.

It looks so simple, but that game was central to my childhood and subject to rediscovery for years and years until long after all the pieces had been broken or lost. Turned out those rings for the pocket pool game could shatter when they got older and were hit hard enough...
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Huh. After all these years, I just noticed that 'Dad' here is apparently cheating.
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Jersey Girl wrote:With all due respect, you are missing the part where you get to hammer the crap out of something multiple times.

It's all about the hammer, Fence.


With all due respect Jersey Girl, you're missing the part where I would tie this homemade firecracker to my sister's Barbie dolls and blow them up. Boys typically hammer the crap out of stuff all the time, but blowing up stuff is in a different league.
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Morley wrote:
Fence Sitter wrote:You guys with a roll of caps and just a hammer are such rookies. Back in my day, we would get a sewing needle and thread and poke the needle through each cap head on the roll until we reached the end, folding each perforated cap head back on the previous one. Then we would tightly wrap the square cylinder we had created with scotch tape and on one end we would tape a paper match over the last cap head so it made a home made fuse. We had our own homemade firecracker that would make a pretty good bang. As we got better at this we would actually place multiple rolls of caps into one long firecracker that would really make a bang!

Great thread by the way, so many memories of toys I had in the past I totally forgot about.



Wow. I'm absolutely going to try this with my grandkids.


Word of warning, I do remember some of them blowing up in my face as I pulled the needle through. Be prepared for mom/grandma agro when that happens.
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And holy crap I just saw a car commercial targeting my demographic with a Six Million Dollar Man nostalgia-toy.

eta: And yes I had that toy. You could look through the back of his head through his 'bionic' eye.

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