Not Prisoners of Mother England

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Re: Not Prisoners of Mother England

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Some Schmo wrote:
Thu Oct 23, 2025 4:39 am
by the way, canpakes... I find you absolutely sufferable. In fact, I don't suffer from reading your posts at all. The kind of suffering I get from your posts is like the heat from a hot tub. There might be some initial shock, but it's always nice and soothing within seconds.
Nice and soothing. Another very nice compliment about another board member.

Good on you.
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Re: Not Prisoners of Mother England

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Some Schmo wrote:
Thu Oct 23, 2025 4:39 am
by the way, canpakes... I find you absolutely sufferable. In fact, I don't suffer from reading your posts at all. The kind of suffering I get from your posts is like the heat from a hot tub. There might be some initial shock, but it's always nice and soothing within seconds.

On the other hand, I find gaslighting and chronic dishonesty completely insufferable. In other words, I avoid suffering fools.
Thank you for your kind comments, Schmo.

Now, as part of our arrangement, I will transfer the agreed-to payment into your offshore account. It’ll be the same account that George S. forwards his checks to.
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Re: Not Prisoners of Mother England

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ceeboo wrote:
Thu Oct 23, 2025 1:45 pm
Nice and soothing. Another very nice compliment about another board member.

Good on you.
Ceeboo, you are the handsomest member of our community. Don’t ask me how I know. Also, don’t ask why that tiny little dot is showing up at the top of your phone.
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Re: Not Prisoners of Mother England

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canpakes wrote:
Thu Oct 23, 2025 1:50 pm
ceeboo wrote:
Thu Oct 23, 2025 1:45 pm
Nice and soothing. Another very nice compliment about another board member.

Good on you.
Ceeboo, you are the handsomest member of our community. Don’t ask me how I know. Also, don’t ask why that tiny little dot is showing up at the top of your phone.
Also, his table manners are impeccable. Never once have I seen them pecced.
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Re: Not Prisoners of Mother England

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ceeboo wrote:
Thu Oct 23, 2025 1:42 pm
Gadianton wrote:
Thu Oct 23, 2025 1:57 am
Don't let the board tone patrol get you down Schmo. You're one of the top posters of the board in my book.
What a nice bit of encouragement and compliment about another board member.

Good on you.
Ceeboo had to call his family to session in order to assess how much the world has moved away from god and how he might choose to fight the devil by posting something on this board. After much debate, his family encouraged him to post the most intellectual, interesting, and thoughtful thing his mind was capable of producing. ^ there it is.

Not to be that guy, but a mind that’s an inch wide and a centimeter deep could produce better content than Ceeboo on his best day.
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Re: Not Prisoners of Mother England

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
Fri Oct 24, 2025 3:14 pm
Ceeboo had to call his family to session in order to assess how much the world has moved away from god and how he might choose to fight the devil by posting something on this board. After much debate, his family encouraged him to post the most intellectual, interesting, and thoughtful thing his mind was capable of producing. ^ there it is.

Not to be that guy, but a mind that’s an inch wide and a centimeter deep could produce better content than Ceeboo on his best day.
Oh yeah - well your mind is a half inch wide and a millimeter deep. And, you have a booger on your cheek. So there!

This guy - what an absolute clown.
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Re: Not Prisoners of Mother England

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ceeboo wrote:
Fri Oct 24, 2025 3:53 pm
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
Fri Oct 24, 2025 3:14 pm
Ceeboo had to call his family to session in order to assess how much the world has moved away from god and how he might choose to fight the devil by posting something on this board. After much debate, his family encouraged him to post the most intellectual, interesting, and thoughtful thing his mind was capable of producing. ^ there it is.

Not to be that guy, but a mind that’s an inch wide and a centimeter deep could produce better content than Ceeboo on his best day.
Oh yeah - well your mind is a half inch wide and a millimeter deep. And, you have a booger on your cheek. So there!

This guy - what an absolute clown.
Compliments of compliments are now subterfuge? Takes some spectacular imagination or brain damage to clown it up that good.
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Re: Not Prisoners of Mother England

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ceeboo wrote:
Fri Oct 24, 2025 3:53 pm
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
Fri Oct 24, 2025 3:14 pm
Ceeboo had to call his family to session in order to assess how much the world has moved away from god and how he might choose to fight the devil by posting something on this board. After much debate, his family encouraged him to post the most intellectual, interesting, and thoughtful thing his mind was capable of producing. ^ there it is.

Not to be that guy, but a mind that’s an inch wide and a centimeter deep could produce better content than Ceeboo on his best day.
Oh yeah - well your mind is a half inch wide and a millimeter deep. And, you have a booger on your cheek. So there!

This guy - what an absolute clown.
Ceeboo, I’m sorry that prices have not dropped for you since Bidenflation was replaced with Trumpflation. I hope that your business is staying viable.

I hear that making cheap, tasteless MAGA swag may be a good retail option these days. Maybe some shirts about dirty immigrants stealing jobs, or eating pets. And knockoff military-style ICE boots for kids. If you make the switch, please don’t forget to market a portion of your items in gold vinyl. They’ll be a hit; trust me.
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Re: Not Prisoners of Mother England

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canpakes wrote:
Fri Oct 24, 2025 4:33 pm
ceeboo wrote:
Fri Oct 24, 2025 3:53 pm


Oh yeah - well your mind is a half inch wide and a millimeter deep. And, you have a booger on your cheek. So there!

This guy - what an absolute clown.
Ceeboo, I’m sorry that prices have not dropped for you since Bidenflation was replaced with Trumpflation. I hope that your business is staying viable.

I hear that making cheap, tasteless MAGA swag may be a good retail option these days. Maybe some shirts about dirty immigrants stealing jobs, or eating pets. And knockoff military-style ICE boots for kids. If you make the switch, please don’t forget to market a portion of your items in gold vinyl. They’ll be a hit; trust me.
Even less brain required for this one.
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Re: Not Prisoners of Mother England

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ceeboo wrote:
Fri Oct 24, 2025 3:53 pm
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
Fri Oct 24, 2025 3:14 pm
Ceeboo had to call his family to session in order to assess how much the world has moved away from god and how he might choose to fight the devil by posting something on this board. After much debate, his family encouraged him to post the most intellectual, interesting, and thoughtful thing his mind was capable of producing. ^ there it is.

Not to be that guy, but a mind that’s an inch wide and a centimeter deep could produce better content than Ceeboo on his best day.
Oh yeah - well your mind is a half inch wide and a millimeter deep. And, you have a booger on your cheek. So there!

This guy - what an absolute clown.
Says the grown ass man who had to call his family into session after some talking head was killed because things are oh so very serious now. What exactly did you tell them, Ceeboob? That capitalist Jesus was coming back, armed to the teeth, looking to kick some ass? Or is the devil, that cloven-hoofed terror of your nightmares, was going to plunge ‘merica into a demon soup of chaos and apocalypse where da wittle chwistians gonna get persecwooted?

If there were any evidence of an indifferent universe it’s the fact that the human equivalent of a sun fish exists and somehow managed to spawn is it. Good gawd.
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