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Re: Shady Acres Jukebox

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I don't see any homosexuality between a man and a woman dancing, especially in the performances I posted. Do you?

It's the difference between dancing with a beautiful woman and watching some grape smuggler in lycra pants dance with a beautiful woman. One give you a good shot at showing off your horizontal dance skills, the other means you're spending half your time staring at man-ass.


No smugglers here. For the genre, this couple is the number one dance couple in the world according to those (like me) who think Andre and Elena should not have been voted number one over these two every single time they meet in competition.

So you enjoy the "man-ass" (even though the whole routine is geared to show off the lady and her interaction with the man) or do you just have a thing for sheep?

Oh you know this hold?

That was such an under-rated movie. Jack Black is a comedic genius... Even when he's doing kids films.


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With a "300" flavor....

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bcspace wrote:No smugglers here. For the genre, this couple is the number one dance couple in the world according to those (like me) who think Andre and Elena should not have been voted number one over these two every single time they meet in competition.


Oh, they're good, I'll give them that.

bcspace wrote:So you enjoy the "man-ass" (even though the whole routine is geared to show off the lady and her interaction with the man)


I'm bisexual. What's your excuse? Also, if the entire dance is designed to high-light the woman and how she moves around the man, then why is so much of the audience either women or gay men?

Oh, right... Lycra wearing grape-smugglers. Though I will say that Andre there does have a nice ass. Elena needs to hit the stairmaster, pretty bad when the guy has a more toned and defined butt then the lady does.

bcspace wrote: or do you just have a thing for sheep?


Hey, I just live in Alabama, I'm not from here.
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I'm bisexual. What's your excuse?


Ummmm....I'm not a pervert?

Also, if the entire dance is designed to high-light the woman and how she moves around the man, then why is so much of the audience either women or gay men?


Does a man have to be gay to enjoy the fine arts?

Oh, right... Lycra wearing grape-smugglers. Though I will say that Andre there does have a nice ass. Elena needs to hit the stairmaster, pretty bad when the guy has a more toned and defined butt then the lady does.


I hadn't noticed.

or do you just have a thing for sheep?

Hey, I just live in Alabama, I'm not from here.


Okay, possum then....
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Re: Shady Acres Jukebox

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bcspace wrote:
I'm bisexual. What's your excuse?


Ummmm....I'm not a pervert?


So what are you saying here... That I'm a pervert because I notice attractive people or that I'm a pervert because I'm not heterosexual?


bcspace wrote:Does a man have to be gay to enjoy the fine arts?


No, but it helps. Taking a level of gay during character creation grants +3 to your color coorination saves as well.


bcspace wrote:I hadn't noticed.


See, I think it's more perverse, nay, unnatural of you to have not noticed either of their butts. They both have nice asses, I'm just saying his was the nicer of the two.


bcspace wrote:Okay, possum then....


No, we only eat those. Try to wash the gravel out of the carcass before you cook them though. Part of the fun with road kill cuisine.
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Ummmm....I'm not a pervert?

So what are you saying here... That I'm a pervert because I notice attractive people or that I'm a pervert because I'm not heterosexual?


The latter.

Does a man have to be gay to enjoy the fine arts?

No, but it helps. Taking a level of gay during character creation grants +3 to your color coorination saves as well.


I've lived in gay communites (Hollyweird, Oak Lawn, etc.). I'd say the gaudy colors are just a cover for the fact that the lifestyle choice actually dumbs down one's sense of style and artistic appreciation. Having lost a dimension or two, they over dramatize what they have left.

I hadn't noticed.

See, I think it's more perverse, nay, unnatural of you to have not noticed either of their butts.


Ah! But you were orginally taking only about the man's butt.....

They both have nice asses, I'm just saying his was the nicer of the two.


Being from the south, you probably like mole-asses too.....

Okay, possum then....

No, we only eat those. Try to wash the gravel out of the carcass before you cook them though. Part of the fun with road kill cuisine.


Being from the south myself, I am familiar with the flora and fauna and the various recipes associated with them.
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Re: Shady Acres Jukebox

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So basically you're a [personal attack deleted] with a [personal attack deleted] who's so far [personal attack deleted]. Good to know.

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Re: Shady Acres Jukebox

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Geez Angus. None of those pretty red things are links to good music...

Bye Bye Love - The Cars

I can't feel this way much longer
Expecting to survive
With all these hidden innuendoes
Just waiting to arrive

It's such a wavy midnight
When you slip into insane
Electric angel rock and roller
I hear what you're playing

It's an orangy sky
Always it's some other guy
It's just a broken alibi

Bye bye love
Bye bye love
Bye bye love
Bye bye love

Substitution mass confusion
Clouds inside your head
Involving all my energies
until you're visited

With your eyes of porcelain and of blue
They shock me into sense
You think you're so illustrious
You call yourself intense

Bye bye love
Bye bye love
Bye bye love
Bye bye love

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Re: Shady Acres Jukebox

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bcspace wrote:Geez Angus. None of those pretty red things are links to good music...


Oh, well, in that case...

GWAR - Sick Of You It's a "happy song".
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Re: Shady Acres Jukebox

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Here's a beautiful song....one of my favs.
It's called "Closer" by Joshua Radin. He first became known thanks to his friend Zach Braff who put the song "Winter" on a Scrubs episode.
This video is directed by Zach Braff too.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/joshua-radin/ ... st=2333843

If that link doesn't work, try this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19IVl7kbNFY



so, we're alone again
I wish it were over, we seem to never end,
only get closer, to the point where I can take no more,
the clouds in your eyes, down your face they pour,
won't you, be the new one burn to shine,
I take the blue ones every time, walk me down your broken line,
all you have to do is cry
yes, all you have to do is cry

hush my baby now,
your talking is just noise and won't lay me down
amongst your toys in a room where I can take no more,
the clouds in your eyes, down your face they pour,
won’t you be the new one burn to shine,
I take the blue ones every time,
walk me down your broken line,
all you have to do is cry,

photographs and brightly colored paper,
are your mask you wear in this caper, that is our life,
we walk right into the strife,
and a tear from your eye brings me home,

won’t you be the new one burn to shine,
I take the blue ones every time,
walk me down your broken line,
all you have to do is cry
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