Why is Australia a giant s***hole?

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Re: Why is Australia a giant s***hole?

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Well, at least Australia doesn't have a neo-Nazi problem.

crap.

https://junkee.com/australia-neo-nazis- ... sed/142598

Far-right nationalist organisation True Blue Crew has threatened to “take a stand on the streets” of Melbourne in response to the so-called “African gang crisis”. The group has been posting messages on Facebook urging the public to “answer the call”. Many commenters on the group’s Facebook page have been encouraging the True Blue Crew to use violence against African-Australians in response to the gang issue.


Boy, and here I thought from Aussie Guy's relentless attacks on my country, Australia was a nice little oasis, a respite from all the problems that plague western liberal democracies. I'm saddened to see that Australia may actually rival my country's shitholery!

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Re: Why is Australia a giant s***hole?

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Well, at least Australia didn't have politicians in the closet often voting one way while living another?

Shithole alert!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of ... _Australia

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I have a friend who lives in Queensland. Moved back there when her husband exited the USAF. Left one shithole for another I guess. It's just whatever shithole you call home. But it doesn't really matter. The US is the shitholiest country. So shitholey that folks from other shitholes are obsessed with it.

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Jersey Girl wrote:I have a friend who lives in Queensland. Moved back there when her husband exited the USAF. Left one shithole for another I guess. It's just whatever shithole you call home. But it doesn't really matter. The US is the shitholiest country. So shitholey that folks from other shitholes are obsessed with it.

Not joking.


I hear you. I've been all over this world, from South America, to Asia, to the Middle East, to Africa, and, wait, I haven't been to Europe (how crazy is that?). Every_single_country I've been to has been absolutely obsessed with this shithole. If I had an AUD for every time someone from all the shitholes I've been to would move to our shithole in a NY second, I'd have probably around a $100 AUD.

I was listening to NPR today, which sucked because it's produced here in this shitholiest of shitholes, and there was a gentleman from Gambia discussing his country's efforts at removing the death penalty. He made the claim that it's unfortunate the Trump admin wants to use the death penalty because Africa, not just America, but Africa looks to the US for leadership.

Crazy, huh? I mean, we have Alabama and Mississippi. damned shithole racists! And Utah. Mormon shithole racists! Africa looks to us and admires us. But we're the worst. I know that now. I know it because Aussie Guy has done me the service over the last few years of educating me on just how bad the US is. Virtually all the time. Like. That's what he posts. US = Bad.

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I'm sorry, Aussie Guy. I'm sorry you live in a terrible, horrible, liberal western democracy. I hope you guys sort yourselves out. It's a tough situation down there. I feel for you.
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MOTHER idiot. Morse was born in AMERICA. “F”. I bet he was a real piece of crap, too.

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Deliver us from this shithole. Maybe we need OZ to show us how it's done.
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Re: Why is Australia a giant s***hole?

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Saw this online-

How is America better than Australia?

Off the top of my head…

The USA is better at accessing the Canadian ski fields.
The USA is better at letting self-interested lobbyists run their country.
The USA political system is better at alienating voters so they don’t participate in the political system.
(Gerrymandering and voter purge if u did not vote large election eg Georgia
The USA is better at training police to shoot unarmed people (including Australians who phoned for their help).
https://www.latimes.com/nation/nationno ... story.html
The USA is better at driving people into bankruptcy as they try to meet their health care costs.
The USA is better at promoting individualism (I’m alright, screw you).
The USA is better at exploiting workers so they have to have several jobs to survive.
The USA is better at encouraging religious groups to extremist behavior.
The USA is better at creating hate groups.
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:I know it because Aussie Guy has done me the service over the last few years of educating me on just how bad the US is. Virtually all the time. Like. That's what he posts. US = Bad.

We can always poke at Aussieguy with our advanced form of "what about-ism". We can even outdo Australia with our impersonation of their native animal, the ostrich. #MAGA
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moksha wrote:We can always poke at Aussieguy with our advanced form of "what about-ism". We can even outdo Australia with our impersonation of their native animal, the ostrich. #MAGA

I know this is off the topic, but, surely you don't believe the ostrich is indigenous to Australia, do you?
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