Jersey Girl wrote:As of today, she weighs 112 pounds. Not even close to joking!
The newborn is 112 pounds??
I pray that the child was delivered via C-section.
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The newborn is 112 pounds??
I pray that the child was delivered via C-section.
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Dr. Shades wrote:Jersey Girl wrote:As of today, she weighs 112 pounds. Not even close to joking!
The newborn is 112 pounds??
I pray that the child was delivered via C-section.
Wut. Excuse me...wasn't that you who had a correct your English papers going? That was you, right? I saw it. Had your pic on it and everything. How can you correct English papers without the ability to actually read?
Nowhere on this thread did I say anything about a newborn baby girl.
Don't you wake me from my post-Thanksgiving hibernation state and make me open up a can of Jersey on your fine @ss Mister "I wanna reduce board clutter so I'll combine your posts to two different posters but leave the Smokes' gigantic images to stand no matter how much he spams up the board".
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Jersey Girl wrote:
Forget Jesus. Keith Richards is proof there is life after death.
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canpakes wrote:subgenius wrote:Being a Poe is not uncommon on this board.
But that doesn't serve as a means to dismiss points made. All too often the meesenger is the focus.
If that's the defense, then it would help to have made points in the first place.
yet...
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canpakes wrote:If that's the defense, then it would help to have made points in the first place.
doorknob wrote:yet...
Here’s a picture you can look at you utter damned retard:
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Dr. Shades wrote:Jersey Girl wrote:As of today, she weighs 112 pounds. Not even close to joking!
The newborn is 112 pounds??
Ha! You failed to grasp that Jersey Girl was talking about a giant pug. What else could weigh exactly 112 pounds? Riding tapirs are much larger than that!
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All I want to add to this thread is: I hope everyone had as happy and love-filled a Thanksgiving as I did!
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MeDotOrg wrote: Keith Richards is proof there is life after death.
Oh he's proof of a whole lot of things! Completely love him!
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Gunnar wrote:All I want to add to this thread is: I hope everyone had as happy and love-filled a Thanksgiving as I did!
Me too, Gunnar!
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