Holy crapcanpakes wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:26 pmAtlanticmike wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:17 pm
We've had a lot of close encounters with lightning, usually while fishing on the beach. We have found if we sacrifice a gerbil to the lightning God Zeus two days before an outdoor adventure, he will protect us and keep the lightning at least 50 feet away. How do you protect your family from lightning?? Anybody want to buy a gerbil?![]()
Are you pro life?
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Other home security measures? You mean besides GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! Yeah, you'd have to size up the situation in any given location to even get started. I am MORE than certain that our living situation is vastly different than yours. And yet, your one solution to all things security is GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!Atlanticmike wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:26 pmThe thread was started talking about guns, I'm not derailing a thread for once, good Lord you're picky as fxxk.Jersey Girl wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:22 pm
See what a crappy thinker you are? You have exactly no strategy except for...GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!![]()
I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't.
If you want to talk about other security measures then go ahead, im waiting.
Regardless of crime rate, geographic location, layers of security and what those might be, LE response times...etc. and etc.
You're a clown. A clown with a gun.
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Good try baiting me. But I only take the bait when I want to. Not today. I'm still tired from cleaning up all the debris from the ECHO CHAMBER I destroyedJersey Girl wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:30 pmOther home security measures? You mean besides GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! Yeah, you'd have to size up the situation in any given location to even get started. I am MORE than certain that our living situation is vastly different than yours. And yet, your one solution to all things security is GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!Atlanticmike wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:26 pm
The thread was started talking about guns, I'm not derailing a thread for once, good Lord you're picky as fxxk.I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't.
If you want to talk about other security measures then go ahead, im waiting.
Regardless of crime rate, geographic location, layers of security and what those might be, LE response times...etc. and etc.
You're a clown. A clown with a gun.
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I listed several factors re: home security in the above post that you quoted. You blew them all off because you give no consideration to those factors.Atlanticmike wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:37 pmGood try baiting me. But I only take the bait when I want to. Not today. I'm still tired from cleaning up all the debris from the ECHO CHAMBER I destroyedJersey Girl wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:30 pm
Other home security measures? You mean besides GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! Yeah, you'd have to size up the situation in any given location to even get started. I am MORE than certain that our living situation is vastly different than yours. And yet, your one solution to all things security is GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!
Regardless of crime rate, geographic location, layers of security and what those might be, LE response times...etc. and etc.
You're a clown. A clown with a gun.![]()
How would you go about sizing up a home owner's living conditions in order to prepare them for security measures?
ETA: I bolded them for you.
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You make fun of this question, but understand that the probability of needing to kill someone who is invading your home is about the same as getting struck by lightning. So why be okay with one risk but not the other?Atlanticmike wrote:
We've had a lot of close encounters with lightning, usually while fishing on the beach. We have found if we sacrifice a gerbil to the lightning God Zeus two days before an outdoor adventure, he will protect us and keep the lightning at least 50 feet away. How do you protect your family from lightning?? Anybody want to buy a gerbil?
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He makes fun of whatever serious issue is posed to him because he fails to apply himself to thoughtful consideration.Sledge wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:40 pmYou make fun of this question, but understand that the probability of needing to kill someone who is invading your home is about the same as getting struck by lightning. So why be okay with one risk but not the other?Atlanticmike wrote:
We've had a lot of close encounters with lightning, usually while fishing on the beach. We have found if we sacrifice a gerbil to the lightning God Zeus two days before an outdoor adventure, he will protect us and keep the lightning at least 50 feet away. How do you protect your family from lightning?? Anybody want to buy a gerbil?
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We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
Slava Ukraini!
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Ok, let me turn it around on you. There's 400 million guns in America. How times have you been shot at?Sledge wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:40 pmYou make fun of this question, but understand that the probability of needing to kill someone who is invading your home is about the same as getting struck by lightning. So why be okay with one risk but not the other?Atlanticmike wrote:
We've had a lot of close encounters with lightning, usually while fishing on the beach. We have found if we sacrifice a gerbil to the lightning God Zeus two days before an outdoor adventure, he will protect us and keep the lightning at least 50 feet away. How do you protect your family from lightning?? Anybody want to buy a gerbil?
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Is this the beginning of an online love affair between you and I ? You know, I am Mormon, I'm allowed to have more than one wife.Jersey Girl wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:42 pmHe makes fun of whatever serious issue is posed to him because he fails to apply himself to thoughtful consideration.
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How about anchovies, do you like anchovies?? 
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Nothing’s different here, aside from you being possibly the only board member in the last year or two who had to be banned for a few hours.Atlanticmike wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:37 pmI'm still tired from cleaning up all the debris from the ECHO CHAMBER I destroyed![]()
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