Kavanaugh and Perjury

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Re: Kavanaugh and Perjury

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Holy crap. It’s as if he was trying to stuff a universe’s worth of the most pretentious, clique-infested BS into just one paragraph. That this word salad is what he sought to represent his legacy may be the biggest strike against any claims about his reasoning skills. :smile:
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Some Schmo wrote:I realize posting other people's crap is the best you can do, but let it be noted there's something rodent related you need to talk about. Avoiding it will get you nowhere.

Jeez. I wonder why people are reluctant to tell their stories.


I mean, if you need to tell the story of your rat-faced mother coupling with a chinless male figure of some sort feel free to get that off your chest, paisano.

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Turns out the democratic underground, a.k.a. the Deep State, has been busted.

We have just learned that Kavanaugh was a virgin, therefore he couldn't have possible been involved with boofing or threesomes or FFFFFFFing all sorts of girls.

How do we know? He said so.

How can we trust him? He's not a woman.
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did i miss the part where you guys offered up the reasonable argument for why Ford was so late to this confirmation party? why Ford thought letter(s) to Feinstein was the best path to justice? why Feinstein's obvious political motive and timing are unquestioned? and why most morons think this is tantamount to a rape?

and didn't most of us grow up calling "#" the pound sign? or just simply "pound"?
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I mean, Feinstein sat on this letter for six weeks. That seems like it could've been enough time for the FBI to investigate it then. Funny how the Leftists aren't making that connection...

- Doc
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Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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Kevin Graham wrote:Turns out the democratic underground, a.k.a. the Deep State, has been busted.

We have just learned that Kavanaugh was a virgin, therefore he couldn't have possible been involved with boofing or threesomes or FFFFFFFing all sorts of girls.

How do we know? He said so.

How can we trust him? He's not a woman.


What a bizarre attempt at cynicism. You don't believe him, nor does virtually everyone that votes for the D. I wonder if it feels amazing when you close the door to an echo chamber, and everyone starts jerking each other off... Guess I'll never know!

- Doc
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.

Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:What a bizarre attempt at cynicism. You don't believe him, nor does virtually everyone that votes for the D. I wonder if it feels amazing when you close the door to an echo chamber, and everyone starts jerking each other off... Guess I'll never know!
- Doc


I don't believe a guy who bragged in his yearbook about threesomes, shoving drugs and/or alcohol in his rectum, and FFFFFFFing girls, was a virgin until he got married.

No.

I don't.

Do you? He has a penis, so he has that much going for him, amirite?

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:I mean, if you need to tell the story of your rat-faced mother coupling with a chinless male figure of some sort feel free to get that off your chest, paisano.
- Doc


What's all this business about chinless male?

What does subgenius have to do with this?
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Kevin,

You don't believe him, and apparently he has a penis which you so presciently pointed out. You just underminded your own point. Like, you just blew up your own argument that he's believed because people with dicks believe other people with dicks. Or that people with dicks won't believe people with vagene. How you can't see that is probably the bigger issue at hand.

Weird.You need to refine your reproach.

- Doc
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.

Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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Re: Kavanaugh and Perjury

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Kevin Graham wrote:
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:I mean, if you need to tell the story of your rat-faced mother coupling with a chinless male figure of some sort feel free to get that off your chest, paisano.
- Doc


What's all this business about chinless male?

What does subgenius have to do with this?


Some Shmo is overcompensating for looking like a hairless rat. Obviously I'm not going to doxx him, but it is what it is.

- Doc
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.

Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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