The second coming of god...
I thought Jesus was the one who's supposed to return. I suppose it still works, if you know how to read the Bible. Jesus was born after the first coming of god... into Mary. I wonder who'll receive the second coming. Ivanka?
Naw. She's no virgin.
Trump, King of the Jews
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_Some Schmo
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Re: Trump, King of the Jews
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
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_Bret Ripley
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Re: Trump, King of the Jews
... and the bartender says: "what's this, some kind of joke?"Doctor Steuss wrote:A prophet and a preterist walk into a bar...
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_moksha
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Re: Trump, King of the Jews
Bret Ripley wrote:... and the bartender says: "what's this, some kind of joke?"Doctor Steuss wrote:A prophet and a preterist walk into a bar...
The prophet informs the bartender that he is simply hanging out with the young lady until Trump arrives to discuss nuking some hurricanes with her. The bartender asks the prophet why he would leave her with Trump. The prophet gives a sly smile and says, "I want to be far away from that eventual trainwreck".
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
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_Brackite
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Re: Trump, King of the Jews
Fence Sitter ended up being completely right about comparing Trump to Joseph Smith in Nauvoo.
Yes, Donald Trump really believes he is 'the chosen one'
https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/21/politics ... index.html
Joseph Smith's Boasting
http://www.utlm.org/onlineresources/ser ... denial.htm
Yes, Donald Trump really believes he is 'the chosen one'
https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/21/politics ... index.html
Joseph Smith's Boasting
http://www.utlm.org/onlineresources/ser ... denial.htm
"And I've said it before, you want to know what Joseph Smith looked like in Nauvoo, just look at Trump." - Fence Sitter